Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Episode 401 (Original Air Date: 2000-04-12)

The kids are have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric's fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys can't lose thanks to Eric's fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Token's head. The people of South Park claim that this was a hate crime and send him to jail.

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01:19

A HATE CRIME

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Token until the FBI steps in.

Tags: Cartman, token, Mr. Mackey, Cartman's Mom, FBI, Hate Crime, Rock, throwing, Arrest, Agent Sharp, Agent Keene, black, African-American
01:28

The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Kyle, Stan, and Token make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.

Tags: Kyle, Stan, token, Governor, Hate Crime, A Savage Hypocrisy, Presentation, homosexual
00:53

Token's House

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Stan and Kyle visit Token's house to try to get him to forgive Cartman. Turns out Token's Dad also has a problem with hate crime legislation.

Tags: Stan, Kyle, token, Politics, Bus, Diversity, Token's Mom, Token's Dad, Hate Crime Legislation, forgive
01:44

Trial TV

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Trial TV covers Cartman's hate crime trial. Cartman takes the stand and insists it isn't African-American's that he hates, it's hippies.

Tags: Cartman, Hippies, black, Judge, Guilty, Sentence, Juvenile Hall, Bailiffs, Trial TV, Alamosa Juvenile Hall
01:51

The Battle of the Sexes

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Cartman returns just in time to join the boys' sledding team. They win the race.

Tags: Kyle, Stan, token, Clyde, Butters, Cartman Pip, Phil Collins Hill, Girls, Race, Crash, Bear
01:15

8 Years Taking a Crap

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Cigarettes that are currently up Cartman's ass. He poops them out.

Tags: Cartman, Romper Stomper, Cell, poop, Cigarettes, Flush, Shit
01:19

Bricks and Groans

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.

Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Pip, Clyde, Butters, Killed Kenny, Cartman's ass magical ass, cake, nail file, Phil Collins
01:11

Phil Collins Hill

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sled race on a hill more than six feet tall.

Tags: Butters, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, token, Sled Race, Girls, Rock, butt pirates, ass farmers, Donut punchers, Phill Collins, turd burglers
00:39

2nd Fattest Kid

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

With Cartman incarcerated, the boys need a new fat ass. But Clyde's not fat -- he's big-boned!

Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Clyde, Phil Collins Hill, Fat Ass, Fatass, "Big-boned, Sled, Girls
01:50

Ailbreak-Jay

Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Yle-Kay and an-Stay o-gay to uvenile-Jay all-Hay with an ail-nay ile-fay illed-fay ake-cay, to try to elp-hay artman-Cay.

Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Juvenile Hall, Visitation, cake, nail file, Cigarettes, Butt, Dropping soap, grounded