Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Episode 406 (Original Air Date: 2000-06-21)
Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.
Results
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BigBoned Joins the Chat
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman, seeking more mature friends, finds many willing gentleman on the Internet and makes a date for the next day.
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NAMBLA Photo Shoot
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
The NAMBLA spokesman tells Cartman they are having a party in his honor and ask him to invite some friends.
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Dr. Mephesto
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman goes to Dr. Mephesto for help and Dr. Mephisto recommends Cartman join NAMBLA.
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A Poster Child
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
NAMBLA decides they need a poster child for their cause and Cartman walks through the door to join.
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Not Invited
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman tells Stan and Kyle they are not invited to the NAMBLA party in his honor.
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The Other NAMBLA
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
The FBI busts the wrong NAMBLA--the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes--but together they vow to save the boys of South Park.
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NAMBLA arrives
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) shows up to the South Park jail and proclaims that sex between a man and a boy is not unlawful.
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Rightful Persecution
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
The NAMBLA spokesman tries to convince everybody that they're not so bad after all. Stan and Kyle have to remind everyone that they have sex with children.
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French Farce
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
The boys, the FBI, the pedophiles, the Marlon Brando Look-Alikes, Kenny, his parents and a waiter chase one another at the South Park Inn.

