A Very Crappy Christmas

Episode 417 (Original Air Date: 2000-12-20)

Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own. Featuring Jesus, Santa Claus and themselves.

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Animated Christmas Card

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.

Tags: the mayor, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Christmas, City Hall, Economy, Animated Christmas Card, Butters
00:45

Merry Christmas Asshole

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

Commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas this year. People don't want to by presents anymore.

Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Christmas, Poo, Little Nuggets, Merry christmas, Caroling, Commercialism, Tele's, Luau's Toys, reindeer, Rudolf
01:53

No Mr. Hankey on Christmas

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

Kyle stays up all night waiting for Mr. Hankey. He even leaves milk and cookies on the toilet seat but he doesn't show up.

Tags: Kyle, Ike, kyle's mom, Stan, Hanukkah, Mr. Hankey, Poo, Mrs. Broflovski, Cockroach
01:30

Right Square In The Balls

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

38 % of the population is sick of Christmas. 57 % said they'd kick Bon Jovi in the balls. The boys decide to create an animated Christmas special to help re-new ...

Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Christmas, Bon Jovi, Credit Card Bills, Jesus Thing, Square in the Balls, Charlie Brown Cartoons, Animated Christmas Special
01:36

I Used To Believe in Miracles

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue ...

Tags: the mayor, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Mr. Hankey, Christmas, Colorado Film Commission, Short Film, Christmas Spirit
00:41

Don't Throw That Vase!

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.

Tags: Mr. Hankey, Kyle, Christmas, Poo, Vase, Animated Christmas Card, Drive-in
02:58

The Circle of Poo

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.

Tags: Mr. Hankey, Christmas, Poo, Drunk, Stockings, crap, Nativity, Santa, Elves, Drive-in, reindeer, Sewer, Plankton, Grizzly Bear, antelope, Leopard, Hen, Circle of Poo, The Lion King, Song
02:15

Little Nuggets

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

The boys go searching for Mr. Hankey in the sewer and find out he's been busy with a whole new family but promises to bring back the spirit of Christmas.

Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Mr. Hankey, Poo, Christmas, Autumn, Cornwalis, Amber, Simon, Sewer, Little Nuggets, Baked Beans
01:04

Silicorn

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.

Tags: the mayor, Mr. Hankey, Goon, Christmas, Drive-in, Silicorn
01:04

95.2 Rocks KMetal

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.

Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, jew, Hanukkah, songs, Christmas, 95.2 Rocks Kmetal, Bruce