Super Best Friends

Episode 504 (Original Air Date: 2001-07-04)

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

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Super Best Friends

Season 5: It Hits the Fan

Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.

Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, Super Best Friends, Buddha, airplane, Peanuts, Super Friends
01:15

Meeting the Super Best Friends

Season 5: Super Best Friends

Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.

Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, Sea Man, David Blaine, Black Arts, Semen, Super Friends, Justice League of America
01:34

Emancipating Lincoln

Season 5: Super Best Friends

When the Super Best Friends arrive to put a stop to David Blaine's suicide pact, Blaine brings the Lincoln Memorial to life.

Tags: David Blaine, Jesus, Super Best Friends, Religion, Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, Sea Man, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Abraham Lincoln, Cartman
02:53

Giant Stone Assassination

Season 5: Super Best Friends

The Super Best Friends construct a giant stone John Wilkes Booth to kill the giant stone Abraham Lincoln. David Blaine retreats and Blaintology is defeated.

Tags: Jesus, Moses, Religion, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Snow Globe, Mohammed, Krishna, Lao Tzu, Joseph Smith, Buddha, Sea Man, Assassination, David Blaine, Space Ship, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Swallow, Super Best Friends, Scientology
00:50

Help From Moses

Season 5: Super Best Friends

The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, DC.

Tags: Joseph Smith, Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, Lao Tzu, Krishna, Buddha, Sea Man, Stan, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status
01:30

Boy in the Plastic Bubble

Season 5: Super Best Friends

Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble ...

Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Plastic Bubble, David Blaine, Pubes, Tattletale, Religion, Paula Poundstone, Nightmare, Blaintology
00:54

Kyle's a Dumbass

Season 5: Super Best Friends

Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.

Tags: Stan, Kyle, Religion, David Blaine, Blainetology, Scientology, Best Friend, cult
00:52

Afterlife Plan

Season 5: Super Best Friends

The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.

Tags: Blainetology, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Mass Suicide, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status, Afterlife, cult
00:53

Reflecting Pool of Death

Season 5: Super Best Friends

Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.

Tags: Washington D.C., David Blaine, Mass Suicide, Lincoln Memorial, White House, Cartman, Kyle, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status, Blaintology, That's My Bush, Plastic Bubble
01:04

Divine Help

Season 5: Super Best Friends

Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.

Tags: Stan, Jesus, Water, Wine, Miracle, Magic Tricks, cult, Denver, David Blaine