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Cartmanland

Episode 506 (Original Air Date: 2001-07-25)

Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

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  1. Play Clip 00:59

    Cartmanland Commercial

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Terrance and Phillip, Hemorrhoid, Cartman, Cartmanland, Commercial

  2. Play Clip 01:07

    Cartmanland Security

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.

    Tags: Cartman, Security Guard, Cartmanland, Salary, Negotiate, Customers

  3. Play Clip 01:15

    Three's a Crowd

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a maintenance person.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Butters, Clyde, Tickets, Security Guard, Line, Maintenance Person

  4. Play Clip 00:44

    Fence Hop and Pop

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Haunted Mansion, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Hemorrhoid, Cream

  5. Play Clip 00:24

    Population Problem

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Crowds, Tickets, Security Guard

  6. Play Clip 01:00

    Population Growth

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, token, Timmy, Kenny, Bebe, Stan, Disguise, Security Guard, Mace, Filmore

  7. Play Clip 01:02

    Heaven into Hell

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Kenny, Killed Kenny, Miserable

  8. Play Clip 00:46

    Losing it All

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman loses all his money to an audit and a lawsuit.

    Tags: Funland, Cartman, Lawyers, Lawsuit, IRS, Kenny

  9. Play Clip 01:12

    Money Quest

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.

    Tags: Hell's Pass Hospital, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Doctor, Kyle, Money Quest, HBC, Cartman

  10. Play Clip 01:00

    Renouncing God

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.

    Tags: Hell's Pass Hospital, Doctor, Kyle, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Stan, Hemorrhoid, Infection, God

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