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The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program. Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

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Cartmanland

Episode 506 (Original Air Date: Jul 25, 2001)

Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

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  1. Play Clip 00:59

    Cartmanland Commercial

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Terrance and Phillip, Hemorrhoid, Cartman, Cartmanland, Commercial

  2. Play Clip 01:07

    Cartmanland Security

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman is forced to let two people into the park every day so he can pay a security guard.

    Tags: Cartman, Security Guard, Cartmanland, Salary, Negotiate, Customers

  3. Play Clip 00:44

    Fence Hop and Pop

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Kyle pops his hemorrhoid trying to break into Cartmanland.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Haunted Mansion, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Hemorrhoid, Cream

  4. Play Clip 01:15

    Three's a Crowd

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Butters, Clyde, Tickets, Security Guard, Line, Maintenance Person

  5. Play Clip 01:00

    Population Growth

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman catches Stan trying to sneak into Cartmanland.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, token, Timmy, Kenny, Bebe, Stan, Disguise, Security Guard, Mace, Filmore

  6. Play Clip 00:24

    Population Problem

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman's list of expenses is growing, and so is the park's population.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Crowds, Tickets, Security Guard

  7. Play Clip 01:02

    Heaven into Hell

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman asks for a refund on his theme park.

    Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Kenny, Killed Kenny, Miserable

  8. Play Clip 00:46

    Losing it All

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Lawyers come and take all of Cartman's money.

    Tags: Funland, Cartman, Lawsuit, IRS, Kenny, Lawyers

  9. Play Clip 00:49

    Saturday Funeral

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman attends his grandmother's funeral.

    Tags: Funeral, Grandma Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Dead Doves, Peace

  10. Play Clip 01:10

    Pennies From Heaven

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.

    Tags: Lawyers, Grandma Cartman, Will, Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Stinky, Estate, One Million Dollars

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