Cartmanland
Episode 506 (Original Air Date: 2001-07-25)
Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
Results
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Cartmanland Commercial
Season 5: Cartmanland
When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
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Cartmanland Security
Season 5: Cartmanland
In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
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Three's a Crowd
Season 5: Cartmanland
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a maintenance person.
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Fence Hop and Pop
Season 5: Cartmanland
Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
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Population Problem
Season 5: Cartmanland
Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
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Population Growth
Season 5: Cartmanland
Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
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Heaven into Hell
Season 5: Cartmanland
The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
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Money Quest
Season 5: Cartmanland
After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
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Renouncing God
Season 5: Cartmanland
In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.

