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Proper Condom Use

Episode 507 (Original Air Date: 2001-08-01)

Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

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  1. Play Clip 01:08

    AIDS

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Mackey knows more about sex. The Boys learn tat the girls have AIDs.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Condom, Mr. Mackey, Burst condom, condom full of urine, south park elementary

  2. Play Clip 01:03

    A Little Donut

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Butters is chosen to try on a condom. Cartman looks at Butters' penis.

    Tags: Stan, Butters, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Tweek, Timmy, Condom, Rubber Band, Gaymo

  3. Play Clip 01:02

    Afterbirth

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Ms. Choksondik shows the girls a bit of video about childbirth.

    Tags: Ms. Choksondik, Mr. Mackey, south park elementary, The Miracle of Birth, Afterbirth, contractions, water breaking

  4. Play Clip 01:53

    That Guy With The Really Big Head

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Ms. Choksondik, Sexual Education, Lesson Plan, First boyfriend, super bowl bet, captain of the football team, head got bigger

  5. Play Clip 00:53

    Deep Throat

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Garrison provides South Park Elementary's kindergarten class with some information about sex.

    Tags: Garrison, south park elementary, bucket of Aids Herpes, Dildo, Gladiator, Condor, Jenny, Filmore

  6. Play Clip 00:43

    No Choice

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    The South Park pharmacist assumes the increase in condom sales means an increase in underage sex. The school assumes it means they need to start educating sooner ...

    Tags: principal victoria, Ms. Choksondik, Chef, Mr. Mackey, Garrison, Condoms, sexually active, Kindergarten

  7. Play Clip 02:20

    Do You Touch Yourself?

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Ms. Choksondik, Secretion of bodily fluids, drinks, nipples, shaft, head, penis, clitoris

  8. Play Clip 01:03

    STD Slides

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.

    Tags: Ms. Choksondik, Wendy, Bebe, south park elementary, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Condoms, Herpes, Syphilis, Pictures, HIV, gonorrhea, Chlamydia, hepatitis

  9. Play Clip 01:10

    The Man Takes His Penis ?

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Testes, scrotum, Intercourse, south park elementary, penis, vagina

  10. Play Clip 00:48

    Mom, Dad, You Got To See This

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.

    Tags: randy marsh, Sharon Marsh, Stan, Dog, Book Club, John Steinbeck, Sparky, Milking The Dog, Beating off, Red rocket

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