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Towelie

Episode 508 (Original Air Date: 2001-08-08)

The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.

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  1. Play Clip 00:28

    Towelie Merchandise

    Season 5: Towelie

    A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.

    Tags: Commercial, Live Action, Towelie, Merchandise, T-Shirt, Towel, Selling Out

  2. Play Clip 01:09

    Riding Towelie

    Season 5: Towelie

    The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Towelie, Marijuana, Joint, Drugs, Popeye

  3. Play Clip 01:06

    Meet Towelie

    Season 5: Towelie

    The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Okama Gamesphere, Video Games, stan's mom, Towelie, Sleepover, Abortion

  4. Play Clip 03:56

    Towelie the Hero

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.

    Tags: Media, Geraldo Rivera, Oprah, Towelie, Minge, Asshole, Gary

  5. Play Clip 01:38

    Towelie the Waiter

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    When he gets fired from his job at PF Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.

    Tags: Drugs, Towelie, P.F. Chang's

  6. Play Clip 02:09

    Towelie the Writer

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his ...

    Tags: Towelie, Drugs

  7. Play Clip 02:54

    Towelie Goes on Oprah

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes ...

    Tags: Towelie, Oprah, Drugs

  8. Play Clip 00:54

    Towelie Ban

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Post Office, Mail, Towelie, Wanna Get High

  9. Play Clip 02:10

    Oprah Turns on Towelie

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.

    Tags: Oprah, Towelie, Minge, Asshole, Angry Mob, Torches

  10. Play Clip 01:49

    Tynacorp

    Season 5: Towelie

    When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere.

    Tags: Tynacorp, Towelie, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Okama Gamesphere, Military, TNA, WMD

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