Towelie
Episode 508 (Original Air Date: 2001-08-08)
The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.
Results
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Riding Towelie
Season 5: Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
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Meet Towelie
Season 5: Towelie
The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
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Towelie the Hero
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
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Towelie the Waiter
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at PF Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
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Towelie the Writer
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his ...
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Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes ...
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Towelie Ban
Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
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Tynacorp
Season 5: Towelie
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere.

