Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Episode 509 (Original Air Date: 2001-11-07)
Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!
Results
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What's Up Bin Laden
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The US military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
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Bin Laden Loves A Camel
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Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
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These People Are Insane
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The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
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Tiny Ain't It
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Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
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Terrorist Related Aids
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When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
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I've Got Stevie Nicks
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Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
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We Still Hate You
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With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
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This Like East Denver
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The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
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Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
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When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be ...
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Oh God It Was Horrible
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The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.

