Kenny Dies
Episode 513 (Original Air Date: 2001-12-05)
In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his f-f-friend's impending demise.
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Worst Friend Ever
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
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The Heat of the Moment
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
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Kenny's Sick
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
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We Have to Be Tough
Season 5: Kenny Dies
The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.
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Vengeful God
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful ...
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Old Anorexic Whore
Season 5: Kenny Dies
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
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33 Aborted Fetuses
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Cartman sends Butters to interrupt the boys from lighting cow-pies on fire to tell them he found 33 aborted fetuses worth their weight in gold.
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Put That Fetus to Good Use
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to ...
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Succulent Shrimp
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
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Unplanned Pregnancy
Season 5: Kenny Dies
Ms. Anders agrees to donate her aborted child to stem-cell research. But the truck carrying the fetuses crashes through a guardrail, and Cartman discovers the wreckage ...

