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Jared has Aides

Episode 602 (Original Air Date: 2002-03-13)

As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in "Jared Has Aides." In Butters regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.

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  1. Play Clip 01:48

    Jared's Aides

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    The boys meet Jared and ask if he really lost the weight from just eating sandwiches. They are shocked to find out that he also has aides.

    Tags: Garrison, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Jared, Aides, Mr. Hat, AIDS, subway, Truth, misunderstanding

  2. Play Clip 01:09

    Jared's Fianc e

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    Jared confesses to his fianc e that he has aides. She runs away, shocked and appalled, thinking he means AIDS. Jared realizes he ...

    Tags: Jared, Fianc e, Aides, Confession, Truth, AIDS, misunderstanding

  3. Play Clip 01:09

    Get Aides, Lose Weight

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    Jared announces to the whole town that he has aides and encourages everyone to get aides to help lose weight.

    Tags: Jared, subway, speech, Aides, Confession, Disclaimer, Shock, AIDS, misunderstanding

  4. Play Clip 01:31

    Beating a Dead Horse

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    The boys bring Butters to City Wok, but the owner backs out. He tells the boys that everyone hates Jared now because he has aides.

    Tags: Jared, Dead Horse, Stan, Kyle, Butters, City Wok, Tuong Lu Kim, Aides, Cartman, Terrence and Phillip, Butters' Mom, AIDS, misunderstanding

  5. Play Clip 01:08

    Aides For Everyone

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    Jared goes public with a new campaign. He plans to use his wealth to give everyone aides. Children, the poor - everybody. The whole town is getting aides.

    Tags: Jared, City Hall, Aides, AIDS, the mayor, Chef, Underprivileged, speech, Foundation, misunderstanding

  6. Play Clip 00:55

    Jared Gets Fired

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    The Subway board of directors meet with Jared to fire him for his views of weight loss and aides.

    Tags: Jared, subway, board of directors, Aides, Streets of Philadelphia, parody, Bruce Springsteen, Philadelphia, Tom Hanks, AIDS, misunderstanding

  7. Play Clip 02:41

    A Misunderstanding

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    Just as the town is about to lynch Jared, the boys arrive and clear everything up. They all think the misunderstanding is hilarious and it's okay to laugh because ...

    Tags: Jared, the mayor, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Chef, Hanging, misunderstanding, Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Randy, 22.3 years, AIDS, Celebration, City Wok, Tuong Lu Kim, grounded, Aides

  8. Play Clip 00:51

    Motivational Talks

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    Cartman puts Butters through a rigorous training routine. Jared thinks he should get rid of his aides, but they talk him out of it.

    Tags: Butters, Cartman, Gym, Jared, Aides, AIDS, Regret, Cheesy poofs, Motivation

  9. Play Clip 01:17

    Jared's Coming

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    While making prank phone calls to City Wok, the boys see a commercial for Subway. Jared, the spokesman, is coming to town and the boys want to meet him.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Kyle, City Wok, Butters, Jared, Kenny, Tuong Lu Kim, subway, Prank Calls

  10. Play Clip 00:57

    City Wok Deal

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    Now that Butters has successfully gotten fat, the boys tell the City Wok guy about their plan and he is all for it.

    Tags: Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, City Wok, Tuong Lu Kim, deal, Fat, Jared, subway

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