Fun with Veal

Episode 605 (Original Air Date: 2002-04-03)

When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they instantly turn into junior eco-terrorists (call Tom Ridge!). After calf-napping all the future parmigiana meat in town, the boys blockade themselves in Stan's bedroom, where Stan develops a "genital" disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables. Maybe tortured baby cow meat really does a body good.

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01:30

Vaginitis

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The boys get caught but manage to shut down the veal industry. Stan gets a case of vaginitis from not eating meat and realizes that sometimes you have to eat an ...

Tags: FBI, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Rancher Bob, Officer Barbrady, Hell's Pass Hospital, vaginitis, great big giant pussy, pure beef blood, Mr. Stotch, Mrs. Stotch, Wharf
01:37

Slaughter House

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The class goes on a field trip to a cow farm. When they hear about the veal cows, the boys are horrified except Cartman.

Tags: Mrs. Choksondik, Rancher Bob, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, veal, little baby cows
02:10

The Boys Get Guns

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The FBI agrees to some requests in order to get the boys to come out. The FBI plans to flip the switch, return the cows and arrest the boys.

Tags: veal, North Dakota, South Dakota, kyle's mom, Negotiator, randy marsh, Sharon Marsh, Guns, Cartman, Kyle, Butters, Stan, baby cows, Officer Barbrady
01:58

Mission Impossible

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The boys break into the cow farm. They realize the little baby cows are too weak to walk, so they carry them one by one to Stan's house.

Tags: Cartman, Butters, Kyle, Stan, cow farm, break-in, little baby cows, carry, mission impossible, breaking and entering, veal
02:20

Wharf

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The boys load the cows into a truck and head for Mexico. The FBI stops them by using a large bunch of balloons.

Tags: FBI, Michael Dorn, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, celebrity, Officer Barbrady, FBI Agent, Star Trek, Klingon, Mexico, double-cross, Wharf, Tom
01:33

The Negotiator

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The FBI brings in a negotiator. He deals with Cartman, who says they'll give up one calf for guns and ammunition.

Tags: News 4, Officer Barbrady, Negotiator, Kyle, Stan, baby cows, Butters, Cartman, guns and ammunition, Tom
02:11

Puppies From Around The World

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The news does a brief story on the boys. The next morning, a small army of dirty hippies show their support.

Tags: Butters, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, News 4, baby cows, Hippies, boy-terror, not interesting, Puppies From Around the World, Mr. Pickles, Tom, HBC
01:22

Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The boys wake up Cartman so he can help them. After farting in Kyle's face and making them beg, Cartman says no and goes back to sleep.

Tags: Cartman, Stan, Butters, Kyle, wakeup, save, baby cows, Dream, mission impossible, breaking and entering, Ass, kiss, Fart
01:56

Suck My Fat One

Season 6: Fun with Veal

The Marshes get the other parents involved but the boys won't open the door.

Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, baby cows, Butters' Parents, sweet Jesus, Mrs. Stotch, Mr. Stotch, kyle's mom, Stan's Dad
02:32

Susan Sommers Calf Exerciser

Season 6: Fun with Veal

Stan's parents order him to free the cows. He locks himself in his room with them until they are guaranteed safety.

Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, baby cows, mrs. marsh, Rancher Jed, Officer Barbrady, Shelly, Stan's Dad, Suzanne Sommers' Calf Exerciser