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Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Episode 611 (Original Air Date: 2002-07-24)

In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.

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  1. Play Clip 01:45

    Child Tracker

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.

    Tags: Stan, Randy and Sharon Marsh, Cartman, Kyle, Tweek, Child Tracker, Electric Device, Location, Mongolians, Tuong Lu Kim, Stan's Dad

  2. Play Clip 01:06

    No Child is Safe

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.

    Tags: Tweek, News, Mr. Tweak, Mrs.. tweak, Tweek's Parents, News 4, School Shooting, Strangers, Not Safe, Idaho

  3. Play Clip 02:17

    The Ghost of Human Kindness

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.

    Tags: Tweek, Mr. Tweak, Mrs.. tweak, Retirement Home, Strangers, Murderers and Abductors, Frederick Johnson, Policemen, Abductor

  4. Play Clip 00:51

    Worse Than Child Tracker

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Parents, Mr. Mackey, Mr. Mackey's Parents, Child Tracker, Fat Ass, stupid Jew

  5. Play Clip 01:36

    In Our Own Backyard

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Parents, Ball Game, Pizza, Great Wall, City Wall, Good Friends, Child Abductions, Whistlin' Willies

  6. Play Clip 01:02

    I Don't Know You!

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Movie, Men in Black 2, Ticket Taker Man, Train Tracks, Paralyzed

  7. Play Clip 03:21

    I Learned Mongolian In College

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes ...

    Tags: Mr. Twang, Stan's Dad, Wall Dance, Mongolians, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Butters, Ghost of Human Kindness, Mayor Rabble, Stupid Parents

  8. Play Clip 01:13

    Keep Lickin', Dog

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.

    Tags: Tuong Lu Kim, Dog, Mr. and Sharon Marsh, Mongolians, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, No More Abductions, Safe, New City, New Life

  9. Play Clip 01:55

    Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them ...

    Tags: Tweek's Parents, kyle's mom, Gerald Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Stan, randy marsh, Sheila broflovski, Kyle, Ike, News 4, Manhattan, Mrs. Clinton's Ass, Child Abductions

  10. Play Clip 00:49

    Rabble Rabble Rabble

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.

    Tags: the mayor, randy marsh, Uncle jimbo, Gerald Broflovski, Mrs.Broflovski, Abductors, Wall, kyle's mom

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