Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Episode 611 (Original Air Date: 2002-07-24)
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
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01:45
Child Tracker
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
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01:06
No Child is Safe
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
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02:17
The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
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00:51
Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
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01:36
In Our Own Backyard
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
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01:02
I Don't Know You!
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
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03:21
I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes ...
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01:13
Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
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01:55
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them ...
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00:49
Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
