A Ladder to Heaven

Episode 612 (Original Air Date: 2002-11-06)

The boys have to find a way to reach Kenny before they lose their chance at untold candy riches; and what better way to achieve this than a ladder to heaven – because Kenny’s dead. Said ladder quickly becomes a national sensation, leading to lame (redundant, I know) country songs and the usual government intervention. Will the boys succeed? In a word or two: sort of.

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01:04

The Ladder Race

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

News of the boys' ladder to heaven grows around the world. Japan has even started building it's own ladder to heaven, which is growing ...

Tags: News, Ladder to Heaven, Static, Pedophile, Japan, Pearly Gates, Competition
01:32

Heaven on Earth

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

The boys have a successful candy shopping spree and explain to the people still gathered around the ladder that Heaven is something they should look for here ...

Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Military, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Candy, General, Alan Jackson, Bomb
01:23

The Ladder Begins

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

The boys make plans to build a ladder to heaven so that they can reclaim their winning ticket stub from Kenny.

Tags: Kenny's Ashes, chocolate milk, Cartman, Dream, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Ladder to Heaven, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Jimbo, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Crying
01:28

Heaven Is a Sound Stage

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

While the boys struggle to induce a Kenny hallucination from Cartman, the Japanese are claiming to have reached heaven.

Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, reporter, Japan, Heaven, Fake, Sound Stage
02:39

The Media Takes Notice

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

The news reports that the boys' ladder to heaven symbolizes how the entire community feels about loss. Cartman is seeing flashes of Kenny's memories.

Tags: News 4, Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Jimbo, Ned, Crying, Garrison, the mayor, Alan Jackson, Song, Kenny, Dream
01:37

That Wasn't Chocolate Milk

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

The boys' parents break down and tell them that Kenny isn't up in heaven, he's been burned to ash and put in an urn. They are all horrified to discover that Cartman ...

Tags: News 4, Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Cartman's Mom, Kenny's Dad, Kenny's Mom, Cremation, Urn, Kenny's Ashes, Kitty Litter
01:03

Military Aid

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

The boys run out of materials to build their ladder to heaven, but the military arrives just in time to help.

Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Crowd, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Alan Jackson, Stan's Dad, Kyle's dad, Military, General
01:20

WMD in Heaven

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

The US military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.

Tags: President, Saddam Hussein, White House, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, General, WMD, Heaven, Bomb, Seagull, SNN, Pedophile, nipples
01:03

The Case for War

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

President Bush tries to make a case to the United Nations to go to war with Saddam Hussein in Heaven. He is met with some resistance, in the form of logic.

Tags: United Nations, George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, India, Japan, Heaven, Hell, Satan, Gay, Bigger Longer & Uncut
01:35

Reaching the Clouds

Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

The boys have finally broken through the clouds, but are dismayed they don't see Heaven yet. They discuss the reasons for their failure.

Tags: Clouds, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Dreams, Blood Belching vagina, Heaven, Cloud City, Giant, jew, In the Ghetto