The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Episode 615 (Original Air Date: 2002-11-27)

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.

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00:50

There he is...

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

The award show is held in outer space. John Edward walks away with the award for Biggest Douche in the Universe.

Tags: Biggest Douche in the Universe Award, John Edward, awards show, Aliens, Quaglar the Destructor, Gomanta Unit 5, Ursula The Giant Douche
02:18

Intergalactic BDIU Committee

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Kyle and the audience realize that John Edward is a phony. Aliens show up and tell him that he has been nominated for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award.

Tags: John Edward, Stan, psychic showdown, Kyle, spacecraft, douche, Aliens, BDIU, Quagmar, Intergalactic BDIU Committee
01:46

I'm Not A Douche

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Stan asks John Edward to talk to Kyle so he won't go to Jewleeard. John Edward just proves himself to be a stupid douche.

Tags: Stan, John Edward, phony, psychic, douche, stupid douche, celebrity
01:36

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

John Edward shows up and confronts Stan. Furious about his show and being called a douche, he challenges Stan to a psychic showdown.

Tags: Jewleeard, Kyle, Stan, celebrity, John Edward, Rob Schneider, Derp, Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb, psychic showdown
00:50

Rob Schneider Is Kenny

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Cartman, Chef and Mrs. Cartman get back to Colorado. They realize that they've left the pot roast containing Kenny's soul at the baggage claim.

Tags: Airport, Cartman, Mrs. Cartman, Chef, pot roast, soul, Rob Schneider, baggage claim, Kenny, preview, Cartman's Mom
01:02

Victim Child

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Chef forgets to bring a child for sacrifice . Kenny's soul exits the body but has nowhere to go.

Tags: Chef, Cartman, Mrs. Cartman, Chef's Parents, exorcist, soul, potatoes, victim child, Sacrifice, Cartman's Mom
00:58

This Child Is Clean

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Chef's parents try to contain Kenny's soul. It ends up settling in a pot roast.

Tags: Chef's Parents, Chef, Mrs. Cartman, Cartman, soul, pot roast, Kenny, saved, exorcism, Scotland
02:36

The Carrot

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Stan tells Kyle that John Edward is a phony. To prove it, he does some "channeling" and gets offered his own show.

Tags: Rob Schneider, Jewish, Cartman's Mom, jew, The Carrot, Chef. Cartman, airplane, John Edward
03:22

Crossing Over

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Cartman's appears on the John Edward show. Chef decides that they must go see his parents. Kyle feels he must attend "Jewleeard.".

Tags: Chef, John Edward, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Mrs. Cartman, Kenny, HBC, Scotland, Jewleeard, Kyle's Grandma, Crossing Over
01:24

Time Transplant

Season 6: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Cartman is rushed to the hospital. He confused Kenny's ashes with chocolate milk. Stan and Kyle wonder if they should care.

Tags: Hell's Pass Hospital, Cartman's Mom, dr. doctor, Cartman, Mrs. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Chef, time transplant, Kenny's Soul