My Future Self n' Me
Episode 616 (Original Air Date: 2002-12-04)
When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
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Introducing His Future Self
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Future Stan meets the other boys. Cartman loves the fact that Stan's life goes down the tubes.
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Future Stan
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan's future self shows up at the Marsh house and appears to have a serious drug problem, possibly caused by Stan's handling of the joint.
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Future Butters
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Butters tutors Stan so that he'll do well in school and not turn into a total junkie. Stan suspects something fishy when Butters says he has a future self too.
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Future Hand
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan pretends to cut his hand off to make his parents admit their lies. It doesn't work and the actor gets his hand cut off.
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More Lies
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan confronts his parents on the hoax but they insist he is truly from the future, they can feel it.
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Coming Clean
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Cartman's poop revenge gets Butters' parents and Stan's parents to tell the truth. Then they smear poop all over the walls of MotivationCorp.
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MotivationCorp
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan and Butters go to MotivationCorp and discover that their future selves are fakes. Parents hire actors to scare their kids into staying away from drugs.
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Poop Swatches
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Cartman discusses revenge possibilities with Stan and Butters. Stan is not satisfied when all Cartman comes up with are various ways of smearing poop on their walls ...
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Parental Revenge Center
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Mad at their parents, Stan and Butters go to the Parental Revenge Center. They start to have doubts when Cartman turns out to run the company.
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Harmless?
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
The boys find a joint that's been left behind by some high school kids. Stan volunteers to throw it away because everyone else is too scared to touch it.

