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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Episode 809 (Original Air Date: 2004-11-03)

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

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  1. Play Clip 03:48

    Wall-Mart Implodes

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Kyle and Stan seek out the heart of Wall-Mart, and discover that the true force behind bargain stores is the consumer. They break the mirror and Wall-Mart implodes ...

    Tags: Kmart, Target, Wal-Mart, Kyle, Stan, grandpa, Randy, Kenny, Cartman, Chef, Mirror

  2. Play Clip 01:15

    Agent of Wall-Mart

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The Wall-Mart tells Cartman to follow Kenny, Kyle and Stan to Bentonville, Arkansas and foil their plan to destroy Wall-Mart.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Bentonville, Arkansas, Betray, Wal-Mart, knife

  3. Play Clip 02:13

    Victims of Wall-Mart

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Wall-Mart is putting every other shop out of business and Main Street is a ghost town. Stan's Dad falls victim to the lure of low, low prices.

    Tags: Violin, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Randy, Wal-Mart

  4. Play Clip 02:31

    Wall-Mart Opens

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Wall-Mart makes its grand opening in South Park and the townspeople can't wait to shop in their new, equal-opportunity, bargain-filled superstore.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Garrison, Sharon, Randy, Mrs. Broflovski, grandpa, Jimmy, Chef, Stark's Pond, Timecop, R-tard, Wal-Mart

  5. Play Clip 01:53

    It Can Hear You

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The townspeople of South Park order the Wall-Mart Manager, Mr. Grey, to close down the store and leave town. They learn that Mr. Grey hates the Wall-Mart too, but ...

    Tags: Mr. Slave, Garrison, Chef, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Cartman, poop, Randy, Wal-Mart, Kyle's dad, Squirreled

  6. Play Clip 01:25

    Neighborhood Friend

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    A new Wall-Mart is immediately constructed in the old one's place and the town can't resist its power. Kyle decides to go to Wall-Mart headquarters to put a stop ...

    Tags: Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Randy, Bentonville, Arkansas, Wal-Mart

  7. Play Clip 02:09

    Find the Heart

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The boys travel to Wall-Mart headquarters to find out how to save their town. They are told to find its heart.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Wal-Mart, Bentonville, Arkansas, Smoke, suicide, Gun, crap

  8. Play Clip 01:20

    All Are Welcome

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The Marsh family is happy with their Wall-Mart purchases, but Randy is drawn to further bargains in the middle of the night.

    Tags: Shelly, Stan, grandpa, Randy, Sharon, Ramen, Bargains, Economics, Wal-Mart

  9. Play Clip 01:07

    Cartman's Betrayal

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Although Kyle predicted Cartman's plan from the beginning, Cartman still recounts his deceptive actions to keep the boys from destroying the Wall-Mart.

    Tags: Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Wal-Mart, knife, Fight, Betray

  10. Play Clip 01:04

    The Same Mistake

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    If South Park likes the charm of a small town Main Street, they have to pay more That is until their small stores turn into megastores, then they have to burn them ...

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Garrison, Chef, Randy, Symbolism, Wal-Mart, Kumbaya, True Value, Morse Code, Kyle's dad

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