Episode Guide Quest for Ratings

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

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Quest for Ratings

Episode 811 (Original Air Date: Nov 17, 2004)

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

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  1. Play Clip 01:49

    Super School News

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, token, Jimmy, Super School News, Rick Cartman, Sigourney Weaver, Token Black

  2. Play Clip 01:32

    4 Rating

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Butters, Jimmy, token, Kyle, Media, Craig, Students, south park elementary

  3. Play Clip 02:10

    Poor People Don't Watch the News

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, token, Craig, Media, Wide Angle Close Up Animals, Whistlin' Willy's, Pizza Hut

  4. Play Clip 01:38

    Sexy Action School News Team

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys overhaul their news program.

    Tags: Butters, Cartman, Jimmy, Kyle, Stan, token, Craig, Media, Sexy, Action, Sexy Action News Team

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    Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.

    Tags: token, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Mr. Meryl, Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angel Lens

  8. Play Clip 01:47

    Crab People

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.

    Tags: token, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Media, Crab People

  9. Play Clip 01:18

    Trip Balls

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys buy cold medicine.

    Tags: token, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Slave, Media, Drugs

  10. Play Clip 01:56

    I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys drink cough syrup.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Jimmy, token, Drugs, Media, Cough Syrup

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