Episode Guide Woodland Critter Christmas

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a... very different Lord.

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Woodland Critter Christmas

Episode 814 (Original Air Date: Dec 15, 2004)

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a... very different Lord.

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  1. Play Clip 02:35

    Stan Builds a Manger

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.

    Tags: Christmas, Woodland Critters, Stan, Mountain Lion, Manger, Immaculate Conception, Lord, Savior, Narrator

  2. Play Clip 02:38

    Abortion Lessons

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.

    Tags: Stan, Lion Cubs, Abortion Clinic, Christmas, Dead Mom, Fetus, Narrator, Doctor, Orphans

  3. Play Clip 02:43

    The Antichrist is Born

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Santa, Antichrist, Satan, Lion Cubs, Red Star, Narrator, Woodland Critters, Shotgun, Jews

  4. Play Clip 03:10

    Kyle's Abortion

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.

    Tags: Cartman, Garrison, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Santa, Christmas, Antichrist, Lion Cubs, Abortion, Narrator, AIDS

  5. Play Clip 02:29

    Stan Meets the Critters

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan meets the Woodland Critters.

    Tags: Christmas, Woodland Critters, Stan, Christmas Tree, Red Poofball Hat, Star, Narrator, Sled

  6. Play Clip 01:44

    Orphaned Cubs

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.

    Tags: Stan, Mountain Lion, Lion Cubs, Poof Ball Hat, Narrator, Christmas, Death, Cave, Orphaned

  7. Play Clip 01:43

    Blood Orgy

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    The Critters have a blood orgy.

    Tags: Stan, Satan, Christmas, Antichrist, Prince of Darkness, God, Celebration, Sacrifice, Blood Orgy

  8. Play Clip 01:32

    Voice of Guilt

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.

    Tags: Stan, Christmas, Red Poof Ball Hat, Lion Cubs, Movin' On Up, Narrator, The Jeffersons

  9. Play Clip 01:36

    The Critters Attack Stan

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.

    Tags: Stan, Satan, Woodland Critters, Antichrist, Manger, Satanic Powers, Heathen Host, Narrator, Baptized

  10. Play Clip 00:44

    The Perfect Host

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.

    Tags: Kyle, Woodland Critters, Jewish, Jesus, Christmas, Baptized, Sled

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