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1. 01:12

   John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   John Travolta tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet and winds up going in himself. R. Kelly sings about what's happening.

   Tags: Tom Cruise, Closet, Come Out, John Travolta, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, shelley, reporter, R. Kelly, News 4

2. 01:26

   Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.

   Tags: Stan, Tom Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard, Closet, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Come Out, Scientology

3. 00:50

   Tom, It's Nicole

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting Tom Cruise out of the closet.

   Tags: Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, Closet, Come Out, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Shelly, Katie

4. 00:57

   R Kelly

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.

   Tags: News 4, Religion, Tom Cruise, Closet, Come Out, R. Kelly, Gun

5. 00:55

   R Kelly Sings with TC & JT

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.

   Tags: News 4, reporter, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Closet, Come Out, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, shelley, Cops, R. Kelly, Gun

6. 01:40

   Thank You For Returning

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a glimpse of their prophet.

   Tags: Stan, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, Religion, Shelly, celebrity, John Travolta. L Ron Hubbard

7. 00:45

   OT 9

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows their cause: Stan is the second coming of the great leader.

   Tags: Stan, Religion, Thetin, Church, scientologists, L. Ron Hubbard, OT 9

8. 00:51

   A Bike or Not Being Depressed

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Stan's mom notices something is wrong with Stan. When he tells them that he needs $240 not to be depressed, Stan's Dad says no.

   Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Sharon Marsh, Religion, Shelly, grandpa, Bike

9. 01:27

   Scam on a Global Scale

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the head Scientologist tells him Scientology's a Scam on a Global Scale ...

   Tags: Stan, head, Scientologist, Religion, celebrity, DC-8, Xenu, Church, Money, L. Ron Hubbard

10. 02:59

    What Scientologist Actually Believe

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.

    Tags: Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, Church Of Scientology, Stan, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Aliens, Galactic Lord Xenu, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman

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