Characters Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Mr. Hankey comes out once a year and gives presents to all the little boys and girls who have fiber in their diets. He's also a good friend of Kyles.

  1. Play Clip 02:46

    A Jew on Christmas

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.

    Tags: Cartman, Mr. Hankey, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Wendy, Officer Barbrady, Christmas Snow, Santa Claus, Fiber, Jewish, Song

  2. Play Clip 02:18

    Dress Rehearsal

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.

    Tags: Stan, kyle's mom, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Garrison, Mr. Hankey, Nativity, Jewish, Christmas, Hanukah

  3. Play Clip 01:56

    Non-offensive Christmas Icon

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.

    Tags: the mayor, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Garrison, Priest Maxi, Jimbo, Nativity Scene, Jewish Community, Santa, Frosty, Mr. Hankey

  4. Play Clip 00:42

    Repeat After Me

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.

    Tags: Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Kyle, Ike, Imaginary Friends, Mr. Hankey, Dreidel

  5. Play Clip 01:09

    Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Hankey, Howdy Ho, Noel, Christmas Song, Kyle's dad, Mirror

  6. Play Clip 00:34

    We'll Show Them

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Hankey, Spirit of Christmas, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Socks

  7. Play Clip 01:33

    Dance Damn You!

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.

    Tags: Mayor, Cartman, Christmas, Mr. Hankey, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000, Mistletoe, Jewish Tradition

  8. Play Clip 01:31

    Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.

    Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Mr. Hankey, Christmas, kyle's mom, Christmas Play, Jesus, Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song

  9. Play Clip 01:19

    Acute Fecalphelia

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Kyle, Mr. Hankey, Fecalpheliac, Jewish, Mookie Stinks, Christmas, Prozac

  10. Play Clip 00:55

    Offensively Non-Offensive

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle is committed to a mental institution for being a clinically depressed fecalfeliac.

    Tags: Garrison, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Mr. Hankey, Christmas, Epilepsy, Mr. Mackey, Fecalfeliac, Mental Institution

  11. Play Clip 02:48

    Fa La La Your La

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Censorship has ruined Christmas.

    Tags: Chef, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Garrison, Philip Glass, Christmas Play, Dreidel, Jimbo, Song

  12. Play Clip 00:45

    Mr. Hankey Construction Set

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, fecal fishing net, Hankey-stand, Mariachi Mr. Hankey, Mrs. Hankey, commercial, Live Action

  13. Play Clip 01:32

    Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey comes to life to stop the fighting and finally share his Christmas spirit wisdom.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Wendy, Chef, Mr. Hankey, fighting, Howdy Ho, Christmas, Mayor

  14. Play Clip 01:15

    Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey reconciles the town and proves Kyle's not crazy.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Mr. Hankey, Merry christmas, Jewish, Hanukah, Christmas, nutty, corny, brown, greenish brown

  15. Play Clip 1:25

    Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.

    Tags: Collection, Cartman, Kyle, kyle's mom, Garrison, Mr. Hankey

  16. Play Clip 02:00

    Cartman Sings O Holy Night

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Since Cartman can't remember the words to O'Holy Night, Mr. Garrison lets Kyle help him to get it right.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Christmas, Christmas Song, Merry christmas, Mr. Garrison, Garrison

  17. Play Clip 00:57

    Ned Sings Little Town of Bethlehem

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Ned and Jumbo entertain with a Christmas classic.

    Tags: Christmas, Christmas Song, Merry christmas, Jimbo, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Bethlehem, voice box

  18. Play Clip 01:41

    Labor Pains

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    South Park Elementary performs a touching rendition of the birth of Jesus.

    Tags: Christmas, Collection, Stan, Wendy, Kyle, Mr. Garrison, kyle's mom, Jesus

  19. Play Clip 01:43

    Howdy Ho, Kyle!!

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle gets a happy holiday visit from Mr. Hankey.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Kyle, poop, Kyle's dad, Christmas, Mr. Broflovski

  20. Play Clip 00:50

    Mr. Hankey Plays the Organ

    Season 2: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

    Kyle tells Mr. Hankey that he hasn't been able to save him.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Organ, Pooping in my environment, movie pitch, sun will dry me out, Phantom of the Opera

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