Characters Garrison

This section contains information about all of the South Park characters with a link to their downloads. Mr. Garrison is the boys� teacher. When Mr. Garrison tries to get fired from the school, he hires an extremely gay companion named Mr. Slave, who doesn�t say too much more than �Jesus Christ.� Garrison fights the Crab People in the seventh season who try and take over the world by pretending to be the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Garrison

Garrison

Mr. Garrison is the boys� teacher. When Mr. Garrison tries to get fired from the school, he hires an extremely gay companion named Mr. Slave, who doesn�t say too much more than �Jesus Christ.� Garrison fights the Crab People in the seventh season who try and take over the world by pretending to be the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

  1. Play Clip 01:09

    Garrison Goes Wild

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison assumes that she's pregnant.

    Tags: Garrison, Girls Gone Wild, Period, pregnant, truckers, abortion

  2. Play Clip 00:32

    Mr. Garrison Has Titties

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.

    Tags: penis, vagina, Sex Change Operation, Womanhood, basketball, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Garrison

  3. Play Clip 00:54

    Garrison Arrested

    Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    Mr. Garrison gets arrested.

    Tags: Cartman, Garrison, FBI, midgets, Mr. Hat

  4. Play Clip 01:14

    Garrison's Cave

    Season 4: Fourth Grade

    Ms. Choksondik seeks out Mr. Garrison's guidance.

    Tags: Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, Cave, poontang, Kittens, Mr. Hat

  5. Play Clip 01:14

    Asking for Garrison

    Season 4: Fourth Grade

    Ms. Choksondik asks to speak to Mr. Garrison.

    Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, vomit

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    Garrison's Back

    Season 6: Death Camp of Tolerance

    Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.

    Tags: school, discrimination, Kindergarten, Garrison, Gay, Mr. Hat, principal victoria, Fourth Grade, gay rights

  8. Play Clip 00:36

    Garrison Locked Up

    Season 2: Chef Aid

    Mr. Garrison throws Mr. Hat out of the house.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Officer Barbrady, fruitcake, doctor

  9. Play Clip 01:19

    Garrison's a Lesbian

    Season 11: D-Yikes!

    Garrison comes out as a lesbian to the class.

    Tags: Stan, Clyde, Cartman, Jimmy, Kenny, Garrison, Gay

  10. Play Clip 01:21

    Where's Mr. Garrison?

    Season 4: Fourth Grade

    Ms. Chosondik learns the story of Mr. Garrison.

    Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, Gay Pulitzer Prize, Huckleberry Finn, Gay

  11. Play Clip 01:31

    Must Stop Garrison

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.

    Tags: Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Wendy, gun, Beefcake, Book Depository, television

  12. Play Clip 01:50

    Garrison is Dismissed

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.

    Tags: Mayor, Garrison, Play, Indians, Pioneers, Bebe, Stan, Violent, Kathie Lee Gifford, Clyde

  13. Play Clip 01:33

    Dawkins Bangs Garrison

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins' date goes well.

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Richard Dawkins, date, atheist, Outspoken, God, Spaghetti Monster, Bang, Monkey Hole

  14. Play Clip 01:06

    Pot-bellied Garrisons

    Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

    Fluffy gives birth, and the boys win First Prize at the Science Fair.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Terrance, Garrison, monkey, Casey, pig, Bill, Terrance and Fosse, Five-assed Monkey, Mr. Hat, elephant, Babe

  15. Play Clip 01:50

    Cartman Confesses to Garrison

    Season 9: Follow That Egg

    Cartman breaks his egg baby.

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Cartman, gay rights, Egg

  16. Play Clip 01:18

    A Woman's Work Is Never Done

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Slave confronts Garrison about his new sex change operation.

    Tags: Garrison, Ms. Garrison, Mr. Slave, Sex Change

  17. Play Clip 01:25

    Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.

    Tags: Garrison, abortion, doctor, Knocked Up, Period, scramble brains, vacuum, quiffe, pregnant, ovaries, mutilated penis, Planned Parenthood

  18. Play Clip 01:23

    Vagainaplasty

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.

    Tags: Garrison, Vagainaplasty, vagina, penis, balls, surgery, Sex Change, Woman, Transsexual

  19. Play Clip 01:17

    I Don't Like Vaginas

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Slave, Tampons, Gay, Period, PMS, negligee, snootch, penis, vagina

  20. Play Clip 02:23

    Gender Benders

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Kyle's dad unveils his new dolphinoplasty, while Ms. Garrison tries to get her very first abortion.

    Tags: Gerald, Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Sheila, Ike, Garrison, Ms. Garrison, abortion, Abortion Clinic, Dolphinoplasty

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