Characters

This section contains information about all of the South Park characters with a link to their downloads.

• 
   
  Crab People The Crab People have been living in the Earths' crust for thousands of years. Every century they try to come out and take over the world. Unfortunatly man has many pointed sticks and their shells are too soft so they are always defeated. The Crab People last tried to take over the world by posing as gay men in a hit TV series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
• 
   
  Death This is death. He's always on Kenny's tail.
• 
   
  Evil Stan Clone This creature was made by Dr. Mephisto using Stan's DNA. He escapes the lab and destroys most of South Park leaving Stan with the blame.
• 
   
  Fluffy Fluffy is Cartman's pig. The boys experiment by getting her drunk and mating her with an elephant.
• 
   
  Giant Douche & Turd Sandwich This is a giant douche. When PETA comes to town protesting the school mascot, Mooey the Cow, they are forced to hold a special election. Kyle then rallies up as many kids as he can to write in "Giant Douche" as his own form of protest. Cartman, of course, backs his own candidate: the Turd Sandwich.
• 
   
  God He is our father in heaven. Jesus looks to him for guidance when he has his 2000th birthday and everyone is freaked out for the millenium. And even Satan has turned to him for some much needed answers in "Probably" (411).
• 
   
  Jackovasaurus This creature appears when Cartman's taking a poo during a camping trip. Jackov and his mate, Hope, start reproducing and end up littering the entire town with little annoying Jackovasaurs. Everyone decides to ship Jackov and his family to France, despite Cartman's love for them.
• 
   
  Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks is inserted into Mr. Slave's ass by Mr. Garrison. On his journey through the treacherous terrain of the gay man's ass, he is helped by three creatures (a Frog King, a Sparrow Prince and the Catata Fish respectively). With their aid, he is lead to the mouth of Mr. Slave, where he escapes and becomes the Gerbil King.
• 
   
  Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Mr. Hankey comes out once a year and gives presents to all the little boys and girls who have fiber in their diets. He's also a good friend of Kyles.
• 
   
  Mr. Hat Mr. Hat is Mr. Garrison's hand puppet that he uses to express his negative feelings. Mr. Hat makes Mr. Garrison do terrible things like attempt to kill Kathie Lee Gifford. During the second season he was kidnapped and Mr. Garrison replaced him with Mr. Twiggy.
• 
   
  Mr. Kitty Meow. Mr. Kitty is Cartman's pet cat. He loves pot pie and is always trying to get his paws on it. In "Major Boobage" (1203), Kitty is used as a solid source of cheesing.
• 
   
  Mr. Twig This is Mr. Twig. He takes over as Mr. Garrison right hand man when Mr. Hat disappears.