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Al Gore
Al Gore was the Vice President of the United States, but now he goes around warning people about the greatest threat to the human race...Manbearpig.
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Bat Dad
The ultimate Little League trash talking parent. Bat Dad rocks his beer and his purple costume in obnoxious, rowdy fashion. And if you don't root for the Denver team, prepare yourself to be Bat-Dadded!
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Big Gay Al
Big Gay Al runs "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary" in South Park and teaches us all that being gay is just super! He was also the kids' beloved Boy Scout leader, before being fired for his sexual orientation.
After Colorado legalized gay marriage in "Follow That Egg", he tied the knot with his partner in gay, Mr. Slave. And recently, those two lovebirds helped the boys in their quest to change the definition of "faggot" to annoying Harley motorcycle riders.
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Officer Barbrady
Officer Barbrady is the trusted authority figure in South Park. He may not be smart, or even literate, but he's always there when you need him. Well...that's not actually true either. But he's around, trying to keep all the "lookie loos" at bay.
Barbrady has a knack for interrogation, making hard (and often counter-productive) arrests, and providing the kids with useful information...like where in town Jimmy can find some prostitutes.
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Gerald Broflovski
This is Kyle's dad. He's a prominent lawyer in South Park, having represented Chef in his lawsuit over "Stinky Britches" and represented everyone when the whole town sued each other for sexual harassment.
He has shown a weakness for cheesing, being smug, and spare change. He also briefly displayed his love for dolphins by undergoing a "dolphinoplasty" operation to turn himself into a transpecies "jewfin." Although the operation was reversed, his love for porpoises remains....
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Liane Cartman
Always ready to feed Cartman, she helps Cartman reinforce the idea that he's big boned. She is a Hermaphrodite, so she is actually Cartman's father. It is unknown who his mother is. She is known throughout town as a dirty-slut that has slept with the majority of the country. She has also appeared on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine.
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Chef
Jerome "Chef" McElroy is South Park Elementary's cafeteria cook. He is a big influence on the children, always available to help them out, give them advice, or dispense a smooth jam about making love.
He is a womanizer who firmly believes in the existence of extraterrestrials (visitors). And he also helped coach the school sports teams.
Sadly, he joined the Super Adventure Club in an effort to seek greater thrills, but wound up getting brainwashed, and then sadly, killed. Although Chef may have died, his body lives on in the cybernetic form of Darth Chef. His whereabouts are still unknown...
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Chef's Parents
Nelle and Thomas McElroy are Chef's loving parents. Although we first met them while visiting South Park for Chef's disastrous attempted marriage, they actually live in a villa in Scotland. Here, they have frequent run-ins with the Lock Ness Monster who's always trying to borrow "tree-fiddy."
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Chief Runs With Premise
Chief and leader of the Three Feathers Casino. He is the brainchild behind the genius "SARS-covered-blanket" technique -- that is until his own son, Premise Running Thin, becomes infected...
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Mrs. Choksondik
Miss Choksondik was the boys' 4th grade teacher. For some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks."
Although she outwardly opposed men and intercourse during her sex education classes, she had a passionate love affair with Mr. Mackey. Unfortunately, she died soon after ("Professor Chaos"/"Simpsons Already Did It"). The police found Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach, but that isn't what killed her. To date, her cause of death is still unknown...
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City Wok Guy
Tuong Lu Kim owns and operates the local City Wok. He's just a normal person like all of you, he eats rice and drives really slow - just like the rest of you. He's not a stereotype! But he has built a Great Wall around South Park and fought off invading Mongolian forces.
He also operates Shitty Airlines on the side and is married to the Chinese singing phenom, Wing.
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Mrs. Crabtree
Miss Veronica Crabtree, aka "Muffin" by those truck drivers who knew her closest. She was the boys' feisty bus driver who was always down to lend a kind word of advice like "Sit down and SHUT UP!"
Ms. Crabtree had a brief stint as a stand-up comedienne, making it all the way onto the Tonight Show. But met an unfortunate fate at the hands of the Left Hand Killer and was murdered in "Cartman's Incredible Gift" (813).
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Clyde's Parents
Mr. and Mrs. Donovan are Clyde's parents. They are quick to join the atheist cause in "Red Hot Catholic Love" and to defend Clyde's poopscipades in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce."
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Craig's Parents
Mr. and Mrs. Tucker are Craig's adoring parents. They are perhaps best known for their love of flipping the bird.
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Mrs. Claridge
Mrs. Claridge was the boys' pre-school teacher. When a fire goes out of control it horribly disfigures her -- now she is confined to a special wheelchair that needs to speak for her... one beep for yes, two for no.
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Garrison
Mr. Garrison aka Herbert Garrison aka Ethan Garrison (pen name) aka Miss Garrison aka Janet Garrison aka Mr. Garrison again.
He is the boys' school teacher, having taught them in both 3rd grade and 4th grade (after the unfortunate death of Miss Choksondik). As you can tell from the multiple personas above, Garrison is pretty sexually confused. He denied being gay until he came out of the closet ("Fourth Grade," 412), then embraced it with the help of his gay assistant Mr. Slave ("The Death Camp of Tolerance," 614)...only to then get a sex change operation ("Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," 901), turn into a lesbian ("D-Yikes!," 1106), and then get a sex change back to being a man ("Eek, A Penis!," 1205). So yeah...
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Mr. Gueermo
Bridon's Dad and a huge fan of theater. He loves to sing, dance, and prance around in his undies, as well as slap anyone that disagrees with him.
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Mrs. Gueermo
Bridon's Mom, and the recipient of many a slapping.