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Jesus
Ol' holy Jesus is a great friend of the boys, always ready to lend a helping hand or dispense some godly advice. In addition to being good friends with God and Rod Stewart, he has his own cable access show called "Jesus & Pals" and is a crucial member in Imaginationland's Council of Nine.
When things get really out of control, he calls upon the Super Best Friends, a team of his deity BFFs who will stop at nothing to protect the world.
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Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions.
He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Miss Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?
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Grandpa Marsh
This is Stan's grandfather (full name: Marvin Marsh). He's old, dying and is constantly trying to kill himself. He helped lead the AARP in their charge to not take old people's licenses away. He is also an elite member of the Hare Club For Men.
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Priest Maxi
Father Maxi is the priest of South Park's Catholic church. He likes to preach about how Hell awaits most members of South Park, unless they're Catholic and confess their sins. Even so, he's got a few sins up his sleeves. Like having sex in the church confessional.
However, he did lead the charge against the Holy Vatican law that permits priests to molest children -- going as far as finding the holy document and ripping it up.
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Mr. McCormick
Stuart McCormick is Kenny's dad. He's an out of work alcoholic who frequently gets into domestic disputes with his wife. More often than not, he's the one who gets his ass beat.
Stuart and Gerald (Kyle's dad) used to be best friends in high school, but have since lost that BFF status. But they all still hang out at the local bars.
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Mrs. McCormick
This is Kenny's mom. Much like her hubby, she loves to booze and isn't afraid to have the occasional domestic dispute. She's most commonly seen in her "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt, although more recently has shown that yes, she does indeed have more than one piece of clothing.
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Mayor McDaniels
She is the mayor of South Park. She gets by with the help of her goon assistants, although all of them together still do an awful job running the town. She has been shown many times to be egotistical and a publicity whore.
After a particularly bad decision to permit the Hippie Jam Fest to take place in South Park, she shot herself in the head. But she survived, and lives on to make many more bad decisions.
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Mephesto
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto lives at the top of a hill in South Park, conducting mysterious science experiments in his laboratory. He thoroughly enjoys cloning, genetic splicing, cross-breeding, and adding more asses to animals. Perhaps his greatest creation was the "seven-assed Galapagos Turtle" for which he almost won the Nobel Prize (unfortunately, he lost to Randy).
He is aided in his experiments by his weird little monkey friend, Kevin.
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Ned
Ned Gerblanksi is Jimbo's old war buddy who co-hosts "Huntin' & Killin'." He blew his arm off with a grenade in Vietnam while helping to destroy the entire Viet Cong army. He also received throat cancer from smoking too many cigarettes and now must speak with the help of an electro-larynx. During the second season he was put into a catatonic state when he encountered the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
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Dr. Nelson
Dr. David Nelson is a "little person" who visits South Park Elementary to teach the kids about sensitivity and the power of words. However, his powerful words don't quite get through to Cartman...
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Nut Gobbler
She's a hooker with a heart of gold (and a nasty urinary tract infection). While attempting to get laid in "Erection Day," Jimmy wins her heart...and her body.
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Phillip
The blond-haired best friend of Terrance, from the fart-loving comedy duo Terrance and Phillip. He was born Phillip Niles Argyle, a brash young baby from Montreal and has since gone on to be one of Canada's biggest stars.
The comedy duo briefly broke up prior to "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" but have since patched things up. Both of them live together in Canada, love Kraft dinner, and recently got hitched to the Queef Sisters. At the ceremony, Phillip and Katherine where happily pronounced farts and queefs.
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Randy Marsh
This is Stan and Shelly's father. He is South Park's local geologist and also a big fan of beer. He and his wife Sharon briefly got divorced in "Clubhouses" (212), but have since patched everything up.
He is not afraid to fight for what he believes in -- like getting drunk at little league baseball games and punching dads on the opposing teams. He is also an anti-war advocate, an anti-queef protester, and a big fan of the Obama camp. As a teen, Randy was in the boy band "The Ghetto Avenue Boys." He is also a member of the secretive Hare Club For Men.
Currently, Randy is the Guinness Book of World Records holder for "Biggest Crap," after beating out Bono with his 100+ Couric crap.
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Sharon Marsh
Sharon is Stan and Shelly's mom. According to the sixth graders, she has "the sweetest boobs ever." She's also a big fan of queefs and women's rights...but not such a big fan of Randy's record-breaking craps.
Sharon frequently provides the voice of reason in the family, although did once have to cover up multiple murders (in "Spookyfish"). For a brief period, she got divorced Randy and remarried a bearded dude named "Roy" (in "Clubhouses"). Fortunately, no one would "let him in" and Randy and Sharon re-consummated their marriage in the clubhouse.
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Sheila Broflovski
This is Kyle's overbearing Jewish mother. She's always poking her nose in everyone else's business and lobbying for different causes. She really hates Terrance and Phillip, and has rallied protests against it on several occasions.
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The Queef Sisters
Meet Katherine and Katie, two young Canadian women who love to queef. Their TV program replaces Terrance and Phillip's show on the CBC (much to their chagrin), and stirs up quite a controversy in South Park.
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Skeeter
Skeeter is a red-haired redneck who is frequently found at the bar. He is most well known for his "We don't take too kindly to..." lines and for asking people who don't like America to "git out". He was also the leader of South Park's pro-war supporters.
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Mr. Slave
Mr. Slave was Garrison's long-time teaching assistant (or "teacher's ass" for short). He loves sadomasochism and he's not afraid to shove things up his ass -- whether it be the class gerbil Lemmiwinks or Paris Hilton. And he's always around to dispense knowledge of his whorecapades to the children.
Mr. Slave broke off his relationship with Garrison after Garrison's "vaginoplasty" sex change operation. And shortly after gay marriage was legalized, he got hitched to Big Gay Al in a glorious white wedding.