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Eric Cartman
Cartman is the fat, self-centered asshole in the group, often concocting schemes to make money and/or procure Colonel's chicken. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats (especially his own cat, Mr. Kitty).

After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother...and making him largely responsible for killing his own parents.

Cartman also moonlights as the infamous superhero The Coon. He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu.
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Why Do You Like His Farts?

Season 17: Ginger Cow
Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.
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The Red Robin Wedding

Season 17: Titties and Dragons
Both factions gather to celebrate the wedding. Meanwhile, George RR Martin shares a few words about his wiener.
Tags: Cartman, Kenny
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An Audience With The Princess

Season 17: A Song of Ass and Fire
The Wizard King and his army visit Princess Kenny with one last opportunity to avoid the upcoming war.
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Pre-Order Doesn't Mean Shit

Season 17: Black Friday
Cartman coaches his army while Kyle has reservations about what side he's on.
Tags: Kyle, Cartman
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They're YOUR Yummy Farts

Season 17: Ginger Cow
Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.
Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Stan
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And Now, Winter Comes Again...

Season 17: Black Friday
The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.
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The Battle of Black Friday

Season 17: Titties and Dragons
The doors to the Mall finally open and the Black Friday mayhem is in full force. Meanwhile, a winner is crowned at the Red Robin Wedding.
Tags: randy, Cartman
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Attack Their Weak Spot!

Season 17: A Song of Ass and Fire
Although inexperienced, Wizard Cartman's army trains for the upcoming war.
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He's Lying To You!!

Season 17: Titties and Dragons
Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.
Tags: Cartman, Stan
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