Character Guide

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Eric Cartman
Cartman is the fat, self-centered asshole in the group, often concocting schemes to make money and/or procure Colonel's chicken. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats (especially his own cat, Mr. Kitty).

After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother...and making him largely responsible for killing his own parents.

Cartman also moonlights as the infamous superhero The Coon. He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu.
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You Have Your HEADS UP YOUR BUTTS!

Season 16: Going Native
After confronting him about his fight with Scott Malkinson, Butters completely loses it.
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Go Back to the 90's

Season 16: Faith Hilling
Cartman and Kyle finally give up on "Hilling".
Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Meme
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I'm A Little James Cameron

Season 16: Jewpacabra
Cartman travels to Atlantis with the Sooper Food execs, then heads back to Colorado to speak with some experts.
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The XJ-212 FUNNYBOT

Season 15: Funnybot
The Germans unveil the greatest feat in engineering....FUNNYBOT.
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Three Foot Tall Bunny-Man

Season 16: Jewpacabra
The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization mistake Cartman for a mystical bunny creature.
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SHAKA BRA!

Season 16: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
The boys think their ziplining ordeal has finally ended...but soon realize the nightmare has only begun.
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So 2,000 Late

Season 16: Faith Hilling
After making headlines, the boys learn that their meme of choice is no longer in style.
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The New Chef

Season 14: Creme Fraiche
Randy quits his job to persue his new passion.
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Long Story Short

Season 16: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group.