Character Guide

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Eric Cartman
Cartman is the fat, self-centered asshole in the group, often concocting schemes to make money and/or procure Colonel's chicken. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats (especially his own cat, Mr. Kitty).

After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother...and making him largely responsible for killing his own parents.

Cartman also moonlights as the infamous superhero The Coon. He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu.
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I Can Change the Election

Season 16: Obama Wins!
Cartman lets Kyle in on his secret.
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A Wereprechaun

Season 16: A Nightmare on Face Time
Randy's big Halloween promotion gets in the way of Stan's trick-or-treating plans.
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Earning His Freckles

Season 16: Obama Wins!
Morgan Freeman helps everyone come to terms with the election scandal. In the end, the boys make the right decision.
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Morgan Freeman?

Season 16: Obama Wins!
The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.
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You Can't Miss Halloween!

Season 16: A Nightmare on Face Time
Unable to leave Blockbuster, the boys come up with a plan for Stan to still be apart of trick-or-treating and the costume contest.
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The INCREDIBLE...

Season 16: A Nightmare on Face Time
The boys go trick-or-treating as The Avengers.
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I'm Tired Of Playing Games

Season 16: Obama Wins!
Kyle and the boys discover the ballots at the Hummer Sales Event...and so does everyone else.
Tags: Cartman, Kyle
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More Tittilated Than Ever

Season 16: Obama Wins!
President Obama is officially re-elected, and Cartman lets Kyle in on his voting scam.
Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Ike
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Belarus Bracelets

Season 16: A Scause for Applause
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