Character Guide

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Eric Cartman
Cartman is the fat, self-centered asshole in the group, often concocting schemes to make money and/or procure Colonel's chicken. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats (especially his own cat, Mr. Kitty).

After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother...and making him largely responsible for killing his own parents.

Cartman also moonlights as the infamous superhero The Coon. He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu.
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Morning Announcements

Season 13: Fatbeard
Cartman announces his new club at school.
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Where's All the Waterfalls?

Season 13: Fatbeard
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.
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Wrestling Takedown Federation

Season 13: W.T.F.
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.
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The Path To Adventure

Season 13: Fatbeard
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.
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Now THAT'S A Pirate Ship

Season 13: Fatbeard
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.
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Pirating is Back

Season 13: Fatbeard
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.
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There's A Wetness Coming From My Pants

Season 13: Dead Celebrities
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.
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Go Get Some

Season 13: Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.
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THIS Is Your Pirate Boat?

Season 13: Fatbeard
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.
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