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Garrison
Mr. Garrison aka Herbert Garrison aka Ethan Garrison (pen name) aka Miss Garrison aka Janet Garrison aka Mr. Garrison again. He is the boys' school teacher, having taught them in both 3rd grade and 4th grade (after the unfortunate death of Miss Choksondik). As you can tell from the multiple personas above, Garrison is pretty sexually confused. He denied being gay until he came out of the closet ("Fourth Grade," 412), then embraced it with the help of his gay assistant Mr. Slave ("The Death Camp of Tolerance," 614)...only to then get a sex change operation ("Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," 901), turn into a lesbian ("D-Yikes!," 1106), and then get a sex change back to being a man ("Eek, A Penis!," 1205). So yeah...
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Do You Like Fish Sticks?

Season 13: Fishsticks
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.
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You're Not A Hobbit, Right?

Season 17: The Hobbit
Kanye tries to convince the class that his fiance is not a hobbit.
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I'll Be M'kay

Season 17: World War Zimmerman
Nightmares in class cause Cartman to have a sit down with Mr. Mackey.
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HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Season 17: World War Zimmerman
Cartman continues to have nightmares in class, leading to another talk with Mr. Mackey and Token.
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Hucking Squirrels

Season 13: Margaritaville
The townspeople punish Garrison for needless spending, but Kyle tries to stop him from being squirreled.
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It Has To End

Season 13: The Coon
In order to save the city, Mysterion reveals his true idenitity.
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Cartman Sings O Holy Night

Since Cartman can't remember the words to O'Holy Night, Mr. Garrison lets Kyle help him to get it right.
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They Took 'er Economy

Season 13: Margaritaville
The people of South Park talk about the dark economic times.
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Let Your Soul Take Flight

Season 13: Eat, Pray, Queef
The men all come together in song to support the women. And Terrance and Phillip step up to the alter.
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