Character Guide
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Garrison
Mr. Garrison aka Herbert Garrison aka Ethan Garrison (pen name) aka Miss Garrison aka Janet Garrison aka Mr. Garrison again.
He is the boys' school teacher, having taught them in both 3rd grade and 4th grade (after the unfortunate death of Miss Choksondik). As you can tell from the multiple personas above, Garrison is pretty sexually confused. He denied being gay until he came out of the closet ("Fourth Grade," 412), then embraced it with the help of his gay assistant Mr. Slave ("The Death Camp of Tolerance," 614)...only to then get a sex change operation ("Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," 901), turn into a lesbian ("D-Yikes!," 1106), and then get a sex change back to being a man ("Eek, A Penis!," 1205). So yeah...
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The Girls Are Totally Buying It
Season 9: Marjorine
In order to infiltrate the girls' slumber party and steal the Future Telling Device, Butters dresses up as Marjorine.
Tags:
Butters, Marjorine, slumber party, Garrison, Cartman, Clyde, Red, White and Brown, Stan, Kyle, psychics
Let's Read It Now!
Season 14: The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.
Tags:
books, laws, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Garrison, The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger, literary references
Nice Lady with the Handkerchief Test
Season 14: Sexual Healing
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.
The Jersey Problem
Season 14: It's A Jersey Thing
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.
Now That's A Whore!
Season 8: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Mr. Slave takes on Paris Hilton in a whore battle royale.
Introducing The IT
Season 5: The Entity
Garrison's new mode of transportation will change the way you think and travel. Just watch out for that third Flexi-Grip…
We're On Our Own
Season 14: It's A Jersey Thing
When Japan refuses to help, Randy suggests drastic measures.
You're Gonna Feel A Little Pinch
Season 5: The Entity
Meet the IT -- a high-tech mode of transportation that attacks your mouth and infiltrates your anus. But hey...it still beats dealing with the airlines.
