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God

He is that holy little half-cat, half-hippo looking thing with crooked teeth in heaven. Jesus looks to him for guidance when he has his 2000th birthday and everyone is freaked out for the millenium. And even Satan has turned to him for some much needed answers in "Probably" (411).

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Courtesy Lick

Season 15: HUMANCENTiPAD

Apple decides to recall the HumancentiPad.

Tags: Steve Jobs, Cartman, Gerald Broflovski, Japanese, God, Cartman's Mom, Kyle, Apple

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A Dollar for God

Season 4: Probably

God wants the children to give Cartman money.

Tags: Cartman, Satan, God, Mormon, Heaven, Jesus, Denver, dictators, Saddam Hussein

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God's a Buddhist

Season 4: Probably

God gives Satan some clarity on his love life.

Tags: Satan, God, Mormon, Chris, Saddam Hussein, Buddhist, alcohol

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Cartman Needs a Miracle

Season 11: Le Petit Tourette

Cartman prays for a miracle.

Tags: Dateline, NBC, Chris Hansen, Cartman, Tourette's syndrome, God, religion, miracles

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The Chosen One

Season 9: Best Friends Forever

Kenny is the chosen one.

Tags: Kenny, God, Mormon, Heaven, Sony PSP, space, video games, Emmy Awards, Satan

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Dawkins Bangs Garrison

Season 10: Go God Go

Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins' date goes well.

Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Richard Dawkins, atheist, God, monsters, sex

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Cancer Limbo

Season 10: Stanley's Cup

Nelson's life depends on an upcoming game.

Tags: Hell's Pass Hospital, Stan, Nelson, cancer, doctors, avalanches, Pepsi Center, movies, Steve Irwin, Stanley Cup, God

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Our Only Hope

Season 9: Best Friends Forever

Heaven desperately needs Kenny's PSP skills.

Tags: Kenny, God, Heaven, Keanu Reeves, Sony PSP, Japanese, Emmy Awards, drugs

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Blood Orgy

Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

The Critters have a blood orgy.

Tags: Stan, Satan, Christmas, Antichrist, God, partying, sacrifice, Blood