This sassy Mexican singer loves tacos and burritos, as well as Ben Affleck. Her south-of-the-border themed ballads scored her a record contract in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" (705). She manages to win the love of Ben Affleck and piss of the original J-Lo -- all this, despite the fact that she is attached to Cartman's hand. Or is she? She also makes a picante return in the "200"/"201" saga...and helps Cartman with his quest to find out his real father.