Character Guide

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Kyle's Cousin Kyle
Kyle Schwartz, aka Kyle's Cousin Kyle. He leaves his home in Connecticut to come live with Kyle and his family when his mom gets sick. But the boys can't stand him.

He has asthma, terrible allergies, and complains nonstop. According to the boys, "is the very worst kid athlete in the whole world." He also is Cartman's "Naughty or Nice" Christmas accountant and invested heavily in Garrison's "IT".
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Great At Sucking

Season 9: The Losing Edge
The boys can't lose because the other teams have been practicing how to suck.
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Kyle Schwartz

Season 9: The Losing Edge
Cousin Kyle shows up to lose some baseball.
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Haibo Robot Doll

Season 6: Red Sleigh Down
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.
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Sledding to Connecticut

Season 5: The Entity
Cousin Kyle gets dragged to Connecticut on a sled.
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Poor Thing

Season 5: The Entity
Cousin Kyle is back and battered from his sled ride.
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Hick-Jock-Rednecks

Season 5: The Entity
Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.
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The Same Blood

Season 5: The Entity
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.
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What The Hell Was That?

Season 5: The Entity
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.
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IT's Illegal

Season 5: The Entity
Mr. Garrison's dealership is shut down by Government officials.
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