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Mephesto
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto lives at the top of a hill in South Park, conducting mysterious science experiments in his laboratory. He thoroughly enjoys cloning, genetic splicing, cross-breeding, and adding more asses to animals. Perhaps his greatest creation was the "seven-assed Galapagos Turtle" for which he almost won the Nobel Prize (unfortunately, he lost to Randy). He is aided in his experiments by his weird little monkey friend, Kevin.
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Still No Luck

Season 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
The doctors are having trouble with Mephesto.
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Who Here Has Never Had Sex w/ Mrs. Cartman?

Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.
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Hospital Problems

Season 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman's Mom sleeps with the governor while the town loses power.
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Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?

Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.
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Who Shot Mephesto?

Season 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Dr. Mephesto is shot by an anonymous shooter.
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Help

Season 2: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.
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A Secret Revealed

Season 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite.
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After the Storm

Season 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Mephesto recovers and the cannibals are freed.
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Come Sail Away

Season 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Chef and the boys take Dr. Mephesto to the hospital.
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