Character Guide
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey comes out once a year and gives presents to all the little boys and girls who have fiber in their diets. He's also a good friend of Kyles.
He has an alcoholic wife named Autumn, and three little nuggets -- Cornwallis, Amber, and Simon. they all live happily in the sewers below South Park. Mr. Hankey is also the proud operator of the Poo Choo Train, and has helped the boys save Christmas on multiple occasions.
Howdy Ho, Kyle!!
Season 1: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Kyle gets a happy holiday visit from Mr. Hankey.
Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch
Season 1: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.
Crap Is Everything
Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey teaches his son Cornwallis about the all-important Circle of Poo.
I'm Packing
Season 6: Red Sleigh Down
The Boys and Mr. Hankey enlist the help of Jesus to help save Santa from Iraqi capture.
A Present From Down Below
Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
The kids join together to sing about the jolliest piece of poo in South Park.
The Poo Choo Train
Season 6: Red Sleigh Down
Jimmy shares his favorite Christmas song, while the boys jump onboard Mr. Hankey's Poo Choo train and head to the North Pole.
Christmas With The Nuggets
Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys meet Mr. Hankey's family and take to the streets to spread Christmas spirit.
Silicorn
Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey's got a big job in front of him trying to clean up the drive-in and keep his wife from getting nekkid.
Lock & Load We're Going In
Season 6: Red Sleigh Down
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.