Character Guide

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Mr. Hat
Mr. Hat is Garrison's hand puppet that he uses to express his negative (and gay) feelings. Mr. Hat makes Mr. Garrison do terrible things like attempt to kill Kathie Lee Gifford and write gay novels about penises. During the second season he was kidnapped and briefly replaced with Mr. Twig. He returned shortly after, and helped Garrison through many a life-change...including coming out of the closet. Garrison replaced Mr. Hat with Mr. Slave when he moved up to teach the boys in 4th grade (in "The Death Camp of Tolerance"), feeling that the boys were now "too old" for his puppet-in-crime. However, Mr. Hat did make a big return in the "200"/"201" saga, helping Cartman find out the truth behind his real father.
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Check Out His Hot Balls, Too

Season 5: The Entity
Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.
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Not In My Ass or Mouth

Season 5: The Entity
Randy Marsh discovers another way to operate the vehicle.
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What The Hell Was That?

Season 5: The Entity
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.
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Jared's Aides

Season 6: Jared Has Aides
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.
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Flexi-Grips

Season 5: The Entity
Mr. Garrison introduces IT to the world.
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Chef's Advice

Season 2: Ike's Wee Wee
Chef talks to the boys about drugs, but not about circumcision.
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Go Dog Go

Season 2: Chickenlover
Cartman and Officer Barbrady give book reports.
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You're All A Bunch of Freaks

Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady
Nurse Gollum believes the citizens of South Park citizens are a bunch of freaks.
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Who Here Has Never Had Sex w/ Mrs. Cartman?

Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.
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