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Mrs. Choksondik
Miss Choksondik was the boys' 4th grade teacher. For some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks." Although she outwardly opposed men and intercourse during her sex education classes, she had a passionate love affair with Mr. Mackey. Unfortunately, she died soon after ("Professor Chaos"/"Simpsons Already Did It"). The police found Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach, but that isn't what killed her. To date, her cause of death is still unknown...
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Chef's Advice

Season 5: Proper Condom Use
Everything is resolved in time for Cartman to manually stimulate another dog to orgasm.
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That Guy With The Really Big Head

Season 5: Proper Condom Use
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik talk about sex.
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No Choice

Season 5: Proper Condom Use
Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.
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STD Slides

Season 5: Proper Condom Use
Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.
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Do You Touch Yourself?

Season 5: Proper Condom Use
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.
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Boys Keep Out

Season 5: Proper Condom Use
The boys blow up the girls' fortress.
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Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!

Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.
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Earth Day Brainwashing Festival

Season 5: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.
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4 Days Later

Season 5: How to Eat With Your Butt
The kids get their school photos back
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