Character Guide

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Jackovasaurs This creature first appears when Cartman's taking a poo during a camping trip. Jackov and his mate, Hope, start reproducing and end up littering the entire town with little annoying Jackovasaurs. Everyone decides to ship Jackov and his family to France, despite Cartman's love for them.
Jennifer Lopez This sassy Mexican singer loves tacos and burritos, as well as Ben Affleck. Her south-of-the-border themed ballads scored her a record contract in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" (705). She manages to win the love of Ben Affleck and piss of the original J-Lo -- all this, despite the fact that she is attached to Cartman's hand. Or is she? She also makes a picante return in the "200"/"201" saga...and helps Cartman with his quest to find out his real father.
Jewfin After visiting Dr. Biber, the plastic surgeon responsible for Mrs. Garrison's fancy new vagina, Gerald has his eyes opened to the possibilities of becoming a transpecies man-dolphin. After a quick dolphinolpasty, Gerald realizes his full jewfin potential.
Joozians These big-nosed aliens live on planet Fognl and control all the media in the universe, including the hit show "Earth" (which they have decided to cancel). In order to stop them, the Boys visit the network heads, and after some all-night partying and jagon sucking, get them to reconsider.
K-10 The Time Child's robotic pet-friend in the year 2546. Bark Bark!
Mr. Kitty Meow. Mr. Kitty is Cartman's pet cat. He loves pot pie and is always trying to get his paws on it. In "Major Boobage" (1203), Kitty is used as a solid source of cheesing.
Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks is the 4th graders' class pet...who was inserted into Mr. Slave's ass by Mr. Garrison. On his journey through the treacherous terrain of the gay man's ass, he is helped by three creatures (a Frog King, a Sparrow Prince and the Catata Fish respectively). With their aid, he is lead to the mouth of Mr. Slave, where he escapes and becomes the Gerbil King.
Lice Travis, Kelly, and Baby. A family of lice living on Clyde's head. Travis and Kelly are madly in love, and their little one, Baby, is the pride of their louse family. But when a green, gooey epidemic kills off the lice colony, Travis is left alone to protect Baby. The world is cruel, but his love for Baby is stronger...
Manbearpig Manbearpig is the single biggest threat to our planet, and may be the end to the human race as we know it. It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It Is half man, half bear and half pig. Thankfully, we have Al Gore to spread Manbearpig awareness, and help protect us against this threat. In "Imaginationland: Part II", we actually get to see just how deadly this beast is. I'm cereal.
Marklars We first meet these large-brained Marklars in "Starvin Marvin in Space" (311). Their language is identical to English, except each noun is replaced with the word "marklar". After describing how crappy Ethiopia is, the Marklars allow all the Ethiopians to live on their planet. Marklar.
Mayor of Imaginationland This jolly, imagination-filled Mayor takes the boys on a journey to Imaginationland with his Imagination Flying Machine. He's also quite the singer.
Mecha Streisand This shrieking, Godzilla-like monster reigns terror down on South Park. Luckily, the monster has one weakness...its nose. She recently returned -- totally upgraded and super bad ass -- as Mecha-Streisand 2010 in the "200"/"201" saga. As usual, she was wreaking havoc and totally f*cking up South Park. Oh yeah, and she did a duet with Neil Diamond.
Moses A friend to the Jews and Super Best Friends around the world. Although he does enjoy the occasional prayer, he prefers macaroni pictures and popcorn necklaces.
Mouse Penis This little lab-grown creature has short-whiskers, fluffy ears, and a genetically engineered penis growing out of its back. Ms. Garrison commissions its creation with hopes of becoming a man once again.
Otters In the year 2546, these sentient otters lead the Allied Atheist Alliance -- supposedly the most "logical" atheist organization. Blavius is their leader (with the pendant on his head) and Hartsol is his right-hand-otter (he's got the glass screen over his eye). Together, the otters aim to take on the Unified Atheist League, the United Atheist Alliance, and the Time Child.
Peter Rabbit (aka St. Peter) This sacred little animal has been protected for hundreds of years by the Hare Club for Men. According to Professor Teabag, he is also the original Pope of Christianity.
Pygmies While the students are trying to save the rainforest with their "Getting Gay With Kids" troupe, they are attacked and tied-up by these adorable little natives. Luckily, some bulldozers come to save the day.
Polly Prissy Pants Cartman's polite and well-mannered play doll. She makes her first appearance over a "pretty f***ed up" tea party in "Cartman's Mom's A Dirty Slut" (113).