The blond-haired best friend of Terrance, from the fart-loving comedy duo Terrance and Phillip. He was born Phillip Niles Argyle, a brash young baby from Montreal and has since gone on to be one of Canada's biggest stars. The comedy duo briefly broke up prior to "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" but have since patched things up. Both of them live together in Canada, love Kraft dinner, and recently got hitched to the Queef Sisters. At the ceremony, Phillip and Katherine where happily pronounced farts and queefs.