This is Stan and Shelly's father. He is South Park's local geologist and also a big fan of beer. He and his wife Sharon briefly got divorced in "Clubhouses" (212), but have since patched everything up. He is not afraid to fight for what he believes in -- like getting drunk at little league baseball games and punching dads on the opposing teams. He is also an anti-war advocate, an anti-queef protester, and a big fan of the Obama camp. As a teen, Randy was in the boy band "The Ghetto Avenue Boys." He is also a member of the secretive Hare Club For Men. Currently, Randy is the Guinness Book of World Records holder for "Biggest Crap," after beating out Bono with his 100+ Couric crap.