Sharon is Stan and Shelly's mom. According to the sixth graders, she has "the sweetest boobs ever." She's also a big fan of queefs and women's rights...but not such a big fan of Randy's record-breaking craps. Sharon frequently provides the voice of reason in the family, although did once have to cover up multiple murders (in "Spookyfish"). For a brief period, she got divorced Randy and remarried a bearded dude named "Roy" (in "Clubhouses"). Fortunately, no one would "let him in" and Randy and Sharon re-consummated their marriage in the clubhouse.