Character Guide

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Towelie
(aka Toweleeeie aka Stephen McTowelie) He's a genetically engineered towel that loves to spread towel advice and get really, really high. he has helped the boys recover their coveted Okama Gamespshere, defeated his evil Towel counterpart sent to destroy him, and even published his own memoirs, "A Million Little Fibers." He recently got hooked on computer duster, hit rock bottom, and was forced to undergo an Interviention ("Crippled Summer," 1407). He also has a son named Washcloth and although he doesn't know what tomorrow's gonna bring, he's learning to love what his is. He's a towel.
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Black Mamba

Season 14: Crippled Summer
Nathan schemes up a surefire way for his Red Team to win the canoe races.
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TOWELYEY

Season 14: Crippled Summer
Towelie's habits start to spin out of control.
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Washcloth?

Season 14: Crippled Summer
During the intervention, Towelie resists the treatment his friends are offering.
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Shut Up Mimsyyyy!!

Season 14: Crippled Summer
Jimmy's Blue Team prepares for the big competition, while the Red Team hatches a plan of their own.
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King of Cripple Camp

Season 14: Crippled Summer
Jimmy reaches out to his rival Nathan, while Towelie finally agrees to get help.
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You're All A Bunch of Towels!

Season 14: Crippled Summer
At summer camp, things get even worse for Towelie. And the same goes for his family.
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Towelie's Intervention

Season 14: Crippled Summer
The boys all join together for Towelie's intervention.
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I'm Walking on Sunshine

Season 14: Crippled Summer
Towelie runs out of money, but still finds a new way to get high.
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Lake Tardicaca

Season 14: Crippled Summer
Summer camp for the handicapable kids has never been so fun!
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