(aka Toweleeeie aka Stephen McTowelie) He's a genetically engineered towel that loves to spread towel advice and get really, really high. he has helped the boys recover their coveted Okama Gamespshere, defeated his evil Towel counterpart sent to destroy him, and even published his own memoirs, "A Million Little Fibers." He recently got hooked on computer duster, hit rock bottom, and was forced to undergo an Interviention ("Crippled Summer," 1407). He also has a son named Washcloth and although he doesn't know what tomorrow's gonna bring, he's learning to love what his is. He's a towel.