Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Episode 0316
Original Air Date: 12.29.1999
This is the only show that will answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about.
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Manpon

Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
A tampon up his ass causes him to explode.
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Hormone Therapy

Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.
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Saying Their Prayers

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Stan and Jesus write letters to God.
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Buying Maxi Pads

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Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.
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New Year's Eve

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After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
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Rod Stewart

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Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
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Asking for Advice

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Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
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Stan's Got Boobs

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Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.
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Menstrual Cycle Song

Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.
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