Episode Guide
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Episode 0316
Original Air Date: 12.29.1999
People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle.
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Manpon
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
A tampon up his ass causes him to explode.
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Kenny, Killed Kenny
Now I'm Mature
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Cartman and Kenny blossom into young men by bleeding out of their ass.
Saying Their Prayers
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.
New Year's Eve
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
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Cartman, Kyle, Jesus, Stan, Rod Stewart, Uncle Jimbo, Ned, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Randy Marsh, God, Las Vegas, New Year
Menstrual Cycle Song
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.
Rod Stewart
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
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Stan, Sharon Marsh, Garrison, Uncle Jimbo, Ned, Priest Maxi, songs, Rod Stewart, New Year, Las Vegas, Millennium
Cartman's Period
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Cartman is the first to get his period.
Asking for Advice
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
Stan's Got Boobs
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.