Episode Guide
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Episode 0316
Original Air Date: 12.29.1999
People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle.
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Clips (16)
News (7)
Manpon
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
A tampon up his ass causes him to explode.
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Kenny, Killed Kenny
Now I'm Mature
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Cartman and Kenny blossom into young men by bleeding out of their ass.
Stan's Got Boobs
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.
Menstrual Cycle Song
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.
New Year's Eve
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After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
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Cartman, Kyle, Jesus, Stan, Rod Stewart, Uncle Jimbo, Ned, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Randy Marsh, God, Las Vegas, New Year
Cartman's Period
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Cartman is the first to get his period.
Hormone Therapy
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.
Looking to Jesus
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.
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Jesus, Garrison, Priest Maxi, Randy Marsh, Uncle Jimbo, Ned, New Year, Millennium, Y2K, religion, News, God
Saying Their Prayers
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.