Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Child Abduction is Not Funny
Episode 0611
Original Air Date: Jul 24, 2002
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park.
play (01:45)

Child Tracker

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets on their head for safety.
play (00:51)

Worse Than Child Tracker

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents go to school with their children.
play (01:08)

Mongolian Eradicator

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Mongolians take out the city wall with a tiny baseball.
play (01:02)

I Don't Know You!

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is freaked out about getting abducted.
play (01:06)

No Child is Safe

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek freaks out over news reports.
play (01:16)

So Hot and Sticky

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim uses his sweet and sour pork as a weapon.
play (01:08)

Bang you're Dead Tweek

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek's dad teaches him a lesson about trusting strangers.
play (00:49)

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
The townspeople want a giant wall built around the city to keep out abductors.
play (02:17)

The Ghost of Human Kindness

Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek almost gets kidnapped by a man dressed as the Ghost of Human Kindness.