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Quest for Ratings
Episode 0811
Original Air Date: 11.17.2004
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.

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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys sober up.
Tags: Token, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, media, drugs, Happy Days
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Trip Balls

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys buy cold medicine.
Tags: Token, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Slave, media, drugs
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Dude, Bail?

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys' news show gets incredible ratings.
Tags: Token, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Craig, South Park Elementary, drugs, media, Mr. Meryl, balls
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Sexy Action School News Team

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys overhaul their news program.
Tags: Butters, Cartman, Jimmy, Kyle, Stan, Token, Craig, media, Sexy Action News Team
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Crab People

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.
Tags: Token, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, media, Crab People
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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
The boys drink cough syrup.
Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Jimmy, Token, drugs, media
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Poor People Don't Watch the News

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.
Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Token, Craig, media, Whistlin' Willy's, restaurants, Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angel Lens
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4 Rating

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.
Tags: Stan, Cartman, Butters, Jimmy, Token, Kyle, media, Craig, school, South Park Elementary
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Tigger Yum Yum

Season 8: Quest for Ratings
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.
Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Jimmy, Token, Principal Victoria, South Park Elementary, drugs, media, Sexy Action News Team
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