Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Trapped in the Closet
Episode 0912
Original Air Date: 11.16.2005
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
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Stan Chooses Scientology

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.
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OT 9

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.
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Scam on a Global Scale

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head Scientologist reveals to Stan that Scientology is a scam
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John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
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R Kelly

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
R. Kelly sings about Tom Cruise's refusal to come out of the closet.
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A Bike or Not Being Depressed

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Stan asks his parents for money to get help from the Scientologists, but they refuse.
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R Kelly Sings with TC & JT

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
R. Kelly joins Tom Cruise and John Travolta in the closet.
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Thank You For Returning

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head Scientologist asks Stan to lead the Scientologists.
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Go Ahead, Sue Me!

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.
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