Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Trapped in the Closet
Episode 0912
Original Air Date: 11.16.2005
Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent."
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Stan Chooses Scientology

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.
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OT 9

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.
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Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Tom Cruise visits Stan.
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R Kelly Sings with TC & JT

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
R. Kelly joins Tom Cruise and John Travolta in the closet.
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Go Ahead, Sue Me!

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.
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John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
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Fax These Results to Los Angeles

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.
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R Kelly

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
R. Kelly sings about Tom Cruise's refusal to come out of the closet.
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Tom, It's Nicole

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Nicole Kidman tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.