Episode Guide
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.
A Million Little Fibers
Episode 1005
Original Air Date: 04.19.2006
Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around.
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News (8)
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Towelie the Waiter
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie gets fired, gets high, and decides to write his memoir.
Towelie the Writer
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie gets rejected, gets high, and decides to edit his memoir so he seems to be a person.
Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie's memoir is published once he pretends he's a person, not a towel. He goes on "Oprah."
Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole call Geraldo to tip him off about Towelie's identity.
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge holds her audience hostage.
Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.
Towelie the Hero
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie saves the hostages, allowing the police to shoot and kill Oprah Winfrey's asshole.
Minge-y's Plot
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole decide to try to expose Towelie as a fraud.
High on Larry King Live
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo accuses Towelie of being a towel on "Larry King Live."