Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

A Million Little Fibers
Episode 1005
Original Air Date: 04.19.2006
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
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Towelie the Waiter

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie gets fired, gets high, and decides to write his memoir.
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Towelie the Writer

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie gets rejected, gets high, and decides to edit his memoir so he seems to be a person.
Tags: Towelie, drugs
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Towelie Goes on Oprah

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie's memoir is published once he pretends he's a person, not a towel. He goes on "Oprah."
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Geraldo Gets A Call

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole call Geraldo to tip him off about Towelie's identity.
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Minge-y's Plot

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole decide to try to expose Towelie as a fraud.
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge holds her audience hostage.
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Getting High Before Oprah

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.
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Towelie the Hero

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie saves the hostages, allowing the police to shoot and kill Oprah Winfrey's asshole.
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High on Larry King Live

Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo accuses Towelie of being a towel on "Larry King Live."
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