Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Go God Go XII
Episode 1013
Original Air Date: Nov 8, 2006
Eric Cartman has frozen himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now, he's stuck in a Godless world on the brink of war with no Nintendo Wii.
play (01:30)

Atheists Plan To Go To War

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Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.
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Kill the Wise One!

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The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.
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Cartman Calls Himself

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Cartman tells himself to be patient.
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Crank Prank Time Phone

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Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.
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Museum of Technology

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Cartman recovers a Nintendo Wii from a run down technology museum.
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Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls

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Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.
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Sex Change Operation?

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Still trying to leave the future, Cartman reaches out to Garrison for help.
play (01:06)

Cubic Waste Department

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Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.
play (00:52)

Laser 7 Output

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Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.