Episode Guide

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.

Go God Go XII
Episode 1013
Original Air Date: 11.08.2006
Eric Cartman has frozen himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now, he's stuck in a Godless world on the brink of war with no Nintendo Wii.
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Kill the Wise One!

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The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.
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Future Cartman Yells At Butters

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Cartman tries to get Butters to warn his past self about the future.
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Cartman Calls Himself

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Cartman tells himself to be patient.
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Crank Prank Time Phone

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Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.
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Atheist War

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The leaders of the three atheist factions argue about whose organization has the best name.
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Atheists Plan To Go To War

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Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.
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Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro

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Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.
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Laser 7 Output

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Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.
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Cubic Waste Department

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Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.