Episode: 1001
The Return of Chef
03.22.2006
Chef returns to South Park after spending time away with a group called "The Super Adventure Club." While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that he's saying some really "trippy" things. When Chef's strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys risk everything to save him.
Episode: 1002
Smug Alert
03.29.2006
Kyle and his family are moving to San Francisco. The only way Stan can get his best friend back is to convince everyone to start driving hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they're doing for the environment, scientists discover a stormy, dark mass accumulating over the town.
Episode: 1003
Cartoon Wars Part I
04.05.2006
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy." When the creators of the show announce that they will show the image of a religious symbol, the network threatens to ban the episode. Cartman sees this as his chance to get "Family Guy" off the air for good. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of "Family Guy" lies with whichever boy reaches Hollywood first.
Episode: 1004
Cartoon Wars Part II
04.12.2006
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
Episode: 1005
A Million Little Fibers
04.19.2006
Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best-seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When it's revealed that Towelie fabricated the key premise of his book, Oprah retaliates. The grand dame of daytime television won't stand for being lied to.
Episode: 1006
ManBearPig
04.26.2006
Former Vice-President, Al Gore, speaks to the students of South Park Elementary about a serious threat to the planet; Manbearpig. Gore enlists the boy's help to search for the elusive creature and gets them all trapped in a cave-in.
Episode: 1007
Tsst
05.03.2006
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes, but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Episode: 1008
Make Love, Not Warcraft
10.04.2006
There's trouble in the online gaming world when a mad gamer won't play by the rules. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the renegade and saving the World of Warcraft.
Episode: 1009
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
10.11.2006
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time is finally uncovered when Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. Stan and Kyle come face-to-face with the masterminds who pulled off the most elaborate, intricate and flawlessly executed operation in American history.
Episode: 1010
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
10.18.2006
Cartman is appointed to the post of school hallway monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
Episode: 1011
Hell on Earth 2006
10.25.2006
Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness. But even Satan can't foresee everything.
Episode: 1012
Go God Go
11.01.2006
South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders. Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy with his plan to propel himself into the future where he will arrive on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
Episode: 1013
Go God Go XII
11.08.2006
Impatient for the impending release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself so the time will elapse faster. He unfreezes 500 years later.
Episode: 1014
Stanley's Cup
11.15.2006
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the Park County Pee Wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it means to be winners.
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