Episode Guide
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.
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Episode: 1301 The Ring 03.11.2009 Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.
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Episode: 1302 The Coon 03.18.2009 "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of "Mysterion" and challenges the Coon's place as a "symbol" for the town.
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Episode: 1303 Margaritaville 03.25.2009 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone?s problems.
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Episode: 1304 Eat, Pray, Queef 04.01.2009 Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.
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Episode: 1305 Fishsticks 04.08.2009 Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it's become until somebody tries to take all the credit.
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Episode: 1306 Pinewood Derby 04.15.2009 Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's pinewood derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
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Episode: 1307 Fatbeard 04.22.2009 Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in the crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
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Episode: 1308 Dead Celebrities 10.07.2009 Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
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Episode: 1309 Butters' Bottom Bitch 10.14.2009 Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on Prostitution in South Park.
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Episode: 1310 W.T.F. 10.21.2009 The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy?s wrestling coach has the same problem. He?s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.
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Episode: 1311 Whale Whores 10.28.2009 Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan's big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
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Episode: 1312 The F Word 11.04.2009 Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley riders. They throw down the F word, and the game is on.
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Episode: 1313 Dances With Smurfs 11.11.2009 Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary's Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
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Episode: 1314 Pee 11.18.2009 Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy's fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.
