An alien satellite dish is placed in Cartman's butt. Shortly after, the boys are abducted by the aliens that installed it. They find out that the planet Earth is simply an intergalactic reality show. When word gets back to their home planet, the aliens decide to cancel the show. Something must be done.
Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips." When they find out there is another gang by the same name in the city, they venture into the Denver "Crips" territory to work out a way to merge the two organizations.
Cartman convinces the boys to toilet paper their art teacher's house as revenge for keeping them after school. After the fact, Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt and on the verge of confessing his part in the prank. Officer Barbrady is hot on the perpetrators' trail, while Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them out.
I'm a Little Bit Country
The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day. Their simple plan to protest their way out of class goes south when they find themselves in the middle of the two opposing sides of the issue. Meanwhile, Cartman attempts a flashback to 1776 to avoid studying for his American History assignment.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
One of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. The real Jennifer Lopez is enraged to learn that a new "Diva" has stolen her record deal and her boyfriend. South Park will never be the same after Jenny & Ben Affleck meet the new "Ms. Lopez."
Lil' Crime Stoppers
The kids start their very own South Park detective agency. After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies." Their next assignment - to break up a meth lab.
Red Man's Greed
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have acquired the town of South Park. The citizens are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway. Faced with saying goodbye to their friends and their way of life, the boys rally the townspeople to fight back against the rich and powerful Indians.
South Park Is Gay
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze. Cartman, Stan and Kenny are super hot to be gay. Kyle is cut from the group because he doesn't "feel" metro-sexual and Garrison accuses the guys from "Queer Eye" of selling out.
Christian Rock Hard
When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. While Cartman's "Faith + 1" rockets to the top of the Christian charts, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.
After South Park's senior citizens have mowed down more than a few farmers' markets, the residents no longer feel it's safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.
Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
All About Mormons
When a super nice Mormon family moves to South Park, naturally the boys' first instinct is to kick the new kid's ass. But when Stan and his dad become intrigued with the Harrison's overwhelming happiness and the story of Joseph Smith, the Marsh family decides to convert to Mormonism. The conversion, however, doesn't quite take.
Representatives from the anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking for the children of South Park. For fear of growing up to be giant nerds, the boys decide to take up the nasty habit.
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to "Raisins," a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot pre-teen girls. While everyone tries to cheer Stan up, Butters meets the girl of his dreams.
It's Christmas in Canada
The Brovlofski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves.