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465 - breayle: November 01, 2001

New Polls Added!

Please go and cast your votes at the polls, just click on "FANS" then on "POLLS" everyone can vote but it can only happen once a day so check it out. I'm going to be putting up four new office photos tomorrow so come back to see those.

Comedycentral.com has picked the winners for the 5th Annual South Park Halloween contest so go and take a look. I don't think I need to remind any of you that a NEW episode of South Park will be airing NEXT WEDNESDAY so don't forget to have your friends over, it's more fun that way.

You should all come in and visit the chat room that ZuZu and a few others started up on DALnet download mIRC (for PC) and IRCle (for MAC) come in and meet everyone. Once you've downloaded either mIRC or IRCle install it open it up and connect to a DALnet server. Once your on type /join #spschat and your on your good to go.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

466 - breayle: November 02, 2001

New Office Photos In!

Hey Everyone, I just threw in four new office photos in the "Behind the Scenes" section, click here to see them! The crunch is about to start to bring you Episode 509 "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants." Please note that the title of Episode 509 has been changed to "Osama Bin Laden has a Tiny Penis" I've been checking the pages and seen some of the rough cuts on video and it's looking good you guys are gonna love it.

Also Juz down over there at sweeet.com has been hinting about the November 3D calendar being ready around this weekend, always looking forward to that. If you can remember his last one was the four boys parachuting into the secret government base with Towelie. Plans are in production for new Towelie merchandise, what it is and when it'll come out I have yet to find out. I'll post more once I get more info.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

469 - breayle: November 02, 2001

New Screensaver Ready for Download!

The Terrance and Phillip Screensaver for MAC and PC is now available in the "DOWNLOADS" section!

CLICK HERE

Don't forget the new title for Episode 509 has been changed from "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" to "Osama Bin Laden Has a Tiny Penis" Have a great weekend everyone and I look forward to seeing you all again Monday!

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

473 - breayle: November 05, 2001

Hello Again,

Well it looks like once again we have a change in the episode title. It has been changed back to the first title, "Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants." Everyone is at the studios now so it's pretty lively here. Don't forget we just finished making the "Terrance and Phillip Screensaver" and you can download it for free by clicking one of the links below.

Terrance and Phillip in Space:

For PC Click Here
For MAC Click Here
Check out a screen shot of the new screensaver click here

That's all for now once I get new episode information I'll post. I'm also going to be answering some FAQ's today so later today there will be some new stuff in the "FAQ's" section.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

474 - breayle: November 05, 2001

Hey everyone,

Just to let you know, the folks over there at sweeet.com have finished their November 3D Calendar South Park style go over there and take a look. It seems that the BBS has been pretty calm since last week so lets keep it that way, all I ask is for you guys to respect each other. If your new to this site register so you can chat on the BBS. Everyone can read it but you have to be a registered user to post threads and reply. To register click here, please make sure your information is valid.

There is also going to be a new South Park DVD that's going to be released tomorrow, wich includes "Are you thre God? It's me, Jesus" "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" and "Something You Can Do With Your Finger." You can get it on comedycentral.com or over there at amazon.com

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

478 - breayle: November 06, 2001

Here's a little sneak peek of tomorrows new episode "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants"



A recap on the new episode:
Filled with the American Spirit, the children of South Park Elementary have all sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to; personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to investigate. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghani goat to its homeland.

Also all of you should check out this fun little link that Josh over here at the studios found and sent to me, it's a toy that takes your name and CYBORGS it click here, look what it said my name meant:

B.R.E.A.Y.L.E.: Biomechanical Robotic Entity Assembled for Yardwork and Logical Exploration

The "Assembled for Yardwork and Logical Exploration" part is my favorite!

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

483 - breayle: November 08, 2001

New Episode Description!


EPISODE:510
Airdate:November 14th 2001


The funniest thing Cartman has ever seen has come to South Park. Once he's seen it, Cartman realizes he'll never see anything as funny ever again and he looses his sense of humor.

484 - breayle: November 08, 2001

Hey Guys,

Well I hope you all enjoyed last nights show "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants." I've been getting tons of emails from people letting us know how funny they thought it was and how nice it is to see someone poking fun at Bin Laden. Even some people from the US Armed Forces have written us asking us when can they see it again! For everyone who doesn't know it will air again on Comedy Central this Saturday at 10:00pm, so those of you who missed it (shame on you BAD South Park fan!) catch it again on Saturday.

I've uploaded new images for episode 509 and they are all yours for the taking, click here to see the image downloads. There should be sound and video downloads by tomorrow or the beginning of next week.

New Polls Open!
click here to see them.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

487 - breayle: November 09, 2001

New Episode Title!

Episode 509: "How to Eat With Your Butt"



488 - breayle: November 09, 2001

Sounds for "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" ready for download!

Okay everyone click here to see the new sounds. I won't be able to put up any new office photos this week because I have run out of time, those will be ready on Monday for you along with 509 video so hang tight on those. Don't forget that I put up new images for 509 as well yesterday. You might want to check out the polls too and vote on it.

The new title as of now is "How to Eat With Your Butt" I've seen some pages and so far so good, I think it's gonna be another crackup!

Have a great weekend!
Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

491 - breayle: November 12, 2001

Hey kids, long time no update. I'm back, though still working under protest, thanks to an abomination to my taste buds called Diet Coke with Lemon (Excuse me, but who added Lemon Pledge to my beverage?). Jihad!

In other news, the crew (fortified with much leftover Halloween candy) is working hard on this week's episode "How to Eat With Your Butt," which was originally called "Picture Day." Trust Breayle, there's some funny s*** in this one.

Anyways, I'm glad to hear that y'all enjoyed last week's ep, "Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants," cause I would have been forced to open a can of Woop Ass on all you non-believers if you didn't.

And finally, a couple people have been asking, so I just wanted you guys to know that Butters is alive and well (I could have loaned him the gas mask my parents got me for my birthday), and figures prominently in Wednesday's episode. There's quite a few surprises in this weeks ep, so be sure to tune in. I'm sure you'll know what I'm talking about when you finally see it.

Charles

492 - breayle: November 13, 2001

Here's the press release for Wednesday night's episode. Consume and enjoy.

THE FUNNIEST THING CARTMAN HAS EVER SEEN
IS REVEALED IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" EPISODE

"HOW TO EAT WITH YOUR BUTT"

PREMIERING WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL


NEW YORK, November 13, 2001 -- Once Cartman believes he has seen the funniest thing ever, he regretfully realizes he may never see anything as funny again in an all-new episode of "South Park" entitled "How To Eat With Your Butt," premiering Wednesday, November 14 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

As part of an elaborate joke, Cartman manages to get Kenny's school picture plastered all over every "missing child" milk carton in the country. Cartman finds everything about his prank funny until a very strange couple turns up in South Park searching for their lost boy.

Now in its fifth season, "South Park" remains the highest-rated series on COMEDY CENTRAL. "South Park" repeats Wednesdays at 12:30 a.m., Saturdays at 10:00 p.m. and 2:00 a.m., and Sundays at 11:00 p.m.

493 - breayle: November 13, 2001

"Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants" Video now available!
New Office Photos Up!

Five new videos are up in the video downloads section for season five, I also uploaded about 25 new sounds and new images on Friday and you can get those in the images and sounds section of season five. Last weeks poll is still up, and I'm going to change it tomorrow or thursday so cast your vote on the latest poll now!

Four new office photos are up in the "Behind the Scenes" section! More to come at the end of the week since I ran out of time, I'll run around the studios this week to dig you guys up more office photos.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

494 - breayle: November 13, 2001

Most of you guys thought you saw the last of Towelie at the end #508, but there he was, making a surprise cameo appearance in #509. "Towelie Ban" indeed!

Well, you know what that means. Yep, there will be another cameo appearance in this Wednesday's episode. Like Towelie, this guest star hails from the first half of Season Five, so watch and enjoy. Laters.

495 - breayle: November 14, 2001

New Episode Tonight at 10:00 pm!

How to Eat With Your Butt
Once Cartman believes he has seen the funniest thing ever, he regretfully realizes he may never see anything as funny again. As part of an elaborate joke, Cartman manages to get Kenny's school picture plastered all over every "missing child" milk carton in the country. Cartman finds everything about his prank funny until a very strange couple turns up in South Park searching for their lost boy.

SOUTHPARKSTUDIOS.COM's OFFICIAL CHAT ROOM READY TO GO!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and girls, freaks, geeks and science projects! Come on and check out Southparkstudios.com's official chat room located in the FANS section of this site. Please be kind to one another, if you SPAM, clone yourself verbally abuse anyone you will be kicked and or banned. So come on in, you don't even have to be registered! ENJOY!

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

499 - breayle: November 15, 2001

Hey Everyone,

I hope you all enjoyed last nights show! Now for the downloads!

Episode 509 "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" and Episode 510 "How to Eat With Your Butt" storyboards now available, click here to download.

New images from 510 are also up and ready to go, I've put in all the kids pictures without their hats (except Kenny of course) he's a little um... different then the rest! Click here to check those out.

Video for 510 will be ready on Monday and sounds should be done either by tomorrow or early next week so hang tight. New office photos to come tomorrow.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

500 - breayle: November 16, 2001

New Downloads available!

New Polls Open!

New Employee of the Month!

New Office Photos!

Okay everyone, I just uploaded a bunch of new "How to Eat With Your Butt" sounds for you they're in the "DOWNLOADS" section.
I've put up a new poll for you to cast your votes on, if any of you have new ideas on what the weekly poll should be please email me and I'll try to get it up for you!
A new Employee of the Month has been selected! Congratulations to Production Manager Daryl Sancton! She paid me a hefty bribe to get this so all of you check it out!
Four new office photos have been put in the "BEHIND THE SCENES" section under "office photos" more to come next week.

No news yet about the new episode, I've seen pages of script so there's more to come! Check you all Monday!

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

504 - breayle: November 19, 2001

New Episode Description!

The Ginger Device

When Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general,
he decides to build his own transportation device. Anticipation for the new closely guarded secret
contrivance has built to frenzy. Meanwhile, Kyle's cousin, "Kyle", comes to South Park for extended visit.
Kyle is upset because his cousin embarrasses him in front of his friends

505 - breayle: November 19, 2001

UPDATE

*!*NEW EPISODE TITLE*!*


Episode 511 has changed from "The Ginger Device" to "The Entity" more news to come soon!

506 - breayle: November 19, 2001

New Video Available!

How to Eat With Your Butt

I just uploaded five new videos for episode 510 "How to Eat With Your Butt" enjoy. Click here to get em!


It seems the Radiohead folks are having a contest with some cool South Park shirts as prizes. Click here

507 - breayle: November 20, 2001

Yo kids! We answered a bunch of new FAQs in "The Show" section, so check em out. As always, there were quite a few "interesting" questions. Here's one for Matt:

Is Matt Stone Jewish, or is he just faking it?

Well then... I'll get that answered right after Matt gets out of confession and finishes his Hail... I mean, right after he's finished with today's writers meeting. That's right. Laters.

508 - breayle: November 20, 2001

Hello Everyone,

Episode 511 "The Entity" is underway, here's a quick recap of the storyline:

When Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general, he decides to build his own transportation device. Anticipation for the new closely guarded secret contrivance has built to frenzy. Meanwhile, Kyle's cousin, "Kyle", comes to South Park for extended visit. Kyle is upset because his cousin embarrasses him in front of his friends.



Don't forget about the Official Southparktudios.com live chatroom! I've put links that go directly to the chat page on the main page of each section of the site. Get there by just clicking on the "CHAT NOW" link at the top of the page. Or go to "FANS" and click on "CHAT"

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

509 - breayle: November 21, 2001

Don't forget to watch South Park tonight at 10:00pm on Comedy Central!



See you all again on Monday!!

510 - breayle: November 26, 2001

Hey Guys,

Hope you all had a great Holiday weekend! I'll be getting up episode 511 "The Entity" image and sound downloads up today so hang tight for those. I'll also be putting up a new poll hopefully by the end of today. Video downloads should be ready for you later this week so keep checking back.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

511 - breayle: November 26, 2001

NEXT WED. ON SOUTH PARK:

Here Comes the Neighborhood

All-new episode! When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.

512 - breayle: November 27, 2001

Hey Everyone,

Well we're back up after a brief outage of both our site, and the comedycentral.com site due to a large RAID disk failure which means... site go boom.... badda boom. Big badda boom!

Here's a little more of a detailed description of episode 512 airing Wednesday:

When Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman pick on Token for being the only rich kid in town, Token lures other affluent people like himself to South Park. The townspeople are fed up when all the rich people start moving in, and go to extremes to drive them out.



I'll be adding image, sound and video downloads today so check back on those.

Breayle info@southparkstudios.com

514 - breayle: November 28, 2001

New Episode of South Park On tonight!

Don't forget to check out Episode 512 "Here Comes the Neighborhood"

When Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman pick on Token for being the only rich kid in town, Token lures other affluent people like himself to South Park. The townspeople are fed up when all the rich people start moving in, and go to extremes to drive them out.

The sites still acting buggy and some of the downloads are down but don't panic, we're working as hard as we can to get this stuff back up for you so please be patient! For those of you who are going through chatroom withdrawals you can still connect using a regular chat client.

http://www.mirc.com (for PC)
http://www.ircle.com (for MAC)

Follow the directions to install it from the site you get your client from and connect using a random DALnet server. Once you're connected type /join #spschat. Please remember that if you don't register your nickname other people can steal it from you and you won't get it back because those people are mean... and have no lives... and like to pick on IRC newbies 'cos they're bullies... and their moms prolly don't love them either.

Breayle
info@southparkstudios.com

515 - breayle: November 29, 2001

Hey kids it's raining. Which means there's: Panic in the streets of Los Angeles. Panic in the streets of Brentwood. And I wonder to myself. Would life every be the same again?..

There's a nice little article about Episode #509 "Osama bin Laden has Farty Pants" in the most recent issue of TV Guide. If you'd like to partake in the love, click here.

It's really quite flattering, until you scroll down the page to see that they sour the experience by dissing the "Victoria's Secret Television Spectaculare'." For shame TV Guide! For shame! Three jeers to you! Er, but thanks for the props, yo.

Charles

516 - breayle: November 29, 2001

South Park #513

12.05.01 Working title Kenny Dies

Description:

Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.

517 - breayle: November 30, 2001

The wait is over, government agents be damned! Now you too can be the proud owner of "IT"! Though i'm guessing that this model WON'T be equipped with flexi-grips that go up your ass. Hey, if you want to truly appreciate South Park, you got to keep up with the news.

Check out this article about the real-life "IT" (as parodied in Episode #511 - "The Entity") which also goes by its code name "Ginger." Click here to read all about it. Dean Kamen already has a transport device called "Fred" that allows the differently-abled to climb stairs. Sounds like something for Timmy!

518 - breayle: November 30, 2001

New Episode Information!
CARTMAN TESTIFIES BEFORE CONGRESS

In an All New Episode of South Park, Cartman embarks on a new entrepreneurial venture as he works the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage, in an episode entitled "Kenny Dies."

Cartman accidently discovers a rich source of stem cells and sells them on the open market. When his new source of income is threatened, Cartman fights the system and takes his case all the way to the U.S. Congress.

P.S. The BBS Has been fixed!
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