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1513 - breayle: August 01, 2003

New Video Downloads
"I'm a little bit Country" video clips now available for download! Click nyaw. Sounds coming soon, thanks for waiting.

South Park gets mentioned in a Gigli review
As some of you may know, J-Lo and Ben Affleck's new film "Gigli" is getting some pretty gnarly reviews. One of my favorites (which has been emailed to me by many fans) mentioned how our cute little show had an episode poking fun at the acting abilities and sanity of Ben and Miss. Lopez. Please take a moment to read the entire article just for fun. The reviewer really tears the movie apart. The South Park comment is in the last paragraph. Click me! Special thanks to Zuzu for reminding me where the damn link was! :p

Another south park reference I found quite accidentally. It's a really well done flash cartoon called "Papa Smurf Can I lick your Ass?" and it's pretty damn funny, check it out. Remember, this is a flash movie so you will need to have it installed. This movie is also of an "adult" nature. It's not horrible or anything, quite tame as a matter of fact. But defiantly not for children.

1517 - breayle: August 05, 2003

New Polls! Vote now!
Ok, Ok, so you can't actually vote,today's poll is more of a trivia question. A lot of people got this wrong in the past few trivia contests that we've had, so I guess it's pretty hard, check it out!

New FAQs
That's "Frequently Asked Questions" for those of you who have been asking me "What does FAQ mean?" I can honestly say the second most frequently asked question, is that one. The first one is "What question is the most asked question?" How ironic. <@:) <--click the clown!
Cripple Fight!
I have been getting a lot of emails for the past couple of weeks from some fans asking, "Where could I get the whole Cripple Fight Scene?" Some of you may remember a few months ago we had our 100th Episode. To celebrate this, we put up a cool little extra section on this site called "Memorable Moments." Some of you may be new, or perhaps just forgot that Toni Nugnes the Animation and Technical Supervisor's most memorable moment was that very scene! You can download it by going to the "Behind the Scenes Section" then clicking on "Memorable Moments." Or, if you're lazy you can just click this ever so convenient link... nyaw.
Save me Jeebus!

1522 - breayle: August 08, 2003

US Versions of Orgazmo for sale on Ebay
Are you still trying to get yourself a copy of Orgazmo on DVD? Have you been bummed out numerous times by US sales dates being pushed back yet again, over and over? Well, for some of you, those annoying problems will go away. As I was surfing around Ebay, I happened upon these lovely copies of Orgazmo in the US format. Now, I'm almost positive that these are bootlegged copies, so I can't guarantee you'll be getting quality, click here. Bid on these items at your own risk. Those of you in the UK can purchase the Orgazmo DVD from Amazon.co.uk with no problems. There is no news on when orgazmodvd.com will be giving all of us what we've wanted for years.

New Polls
Many users have been sending me ideas of polls they'd like to see up on the site. Please email me if you have a cool idea! This poll was donated by FreedomMaid, muchos gracias. Cleeeeeeeeeeeeek!

1526 - breayle: August 12, 2003

South Park Re-Run Schedule for August through December
Wed: 8.13.03 609 Free Hat
Wed: 8.20.03 610 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Wed: 8.27.03 611 Child Abduction is Not Funny
Wed: 9.03.03 612 A Ladder to Heaven
Wed: 9.10.03 613 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring
Wed: 9.17.03 614 The Death Camp of Tolerance
Wed: 9.24.03 615 The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Wed: 10.01.03 616 My Future Self n' Me
Wed: 10.08.03 704 Canceled
Wed: 10.15.03 702 Krazy Kripples
Wed: 10.22.03 - 11.19.03 To Be determined
Wed: 11.26.03 414 Helen Keller the Musical
Wed: 12.03 - 12.17 To be determined*
Wed: 12.24.03 617 Red Sleigh Down
Wed: 12.31.03 316 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
Wed: 01.07.04 To be determined*
*To be determined is NOT an episode title. This means there is NO title for the new episodes, and no schedule for re-runs.

1529 - breayle: August 12, 2003

South Park Re-Run Schedule for August through December
Wed: 8.13.03 609 Free Hat
Wed: 8.20.03 610 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Wed: 8.27.03 611 Child Abduction is Not Funny
Wed: 9.03.03 612 A Ladder to Heaven
Wed: 9.10.03 613 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring
Wed: 9.17.03 614 The Death Camp of Tolerance
Wed: 9.24.03 615 The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Wed: 10.01.03 616 My Future Self n' Me
Wed: 10.08.03 704 Canceled
Wed: 10.15.03 702 Krazy Kripples
Wed: 10.22.03 - 11.19.03 To Be determined
Wed: 11.26.03 414 Helen Keller the Musical
Wed: 12.03 - 12.17 To be determined*
Wed: 12.24.03 617 Red Sleigh Down
Wed: 12.31.03 316 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
Wed: 01.07.03 To be determined*
*To be determined is NOT an episode title. This means there is NO title for the new episodes, and no schedule for re-runs.

1530 - breayle: August 18, 2003

Interesting Ebay Items
Talking South Park Plushies, five for $49.99. Includes a rare Mr. Mackey plush!

Real Life Cheesy Poof Box
These cool little snack treats were sold at movie theaters when South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was out. The box actually contains cheesy poofs! click here

Bigger, Longer & Uncut song book
The South park Movie Song book! Cleeeeeeeeek!

New FAQs Answered, and new POLLS! Check them out now!

1535 - breayle: August 20, 2003

The Planearium Gets a New Look
Those of you who know your South Park sites will remember www.planeariun.com, well it's sporting an all-new look so you'd better check it out. Make sure to click on the "games" section, the creator of our "Create a Character" game works at this site. They also have some really cool South Park clips in their "download movies" section.



FAQs Answered
New FAQs answered today, click here. For those of you who have been putting up the question "Why wont you answer my questions?" Here is your answer, I haven't answered your questions because of the following reasons:

1. Your question has already been answered more than once on the FAQs page and on the BBS
2. Your question is something like "What will the new season be like?" This is something I can't answer, I have no scripts available to me, and even if I did, I couldn't tell you.
3. Your question is something like "What color is Kyle's hair?" or "What kind of beer to Matt and Trey drink?" These are also things I can't answer, for a couple reasons. You should know what color Kyle's hair is because of "How to Eat with your Butt" and Matt and Trey don't drink during work hours so I can't tell you what they drink, and I'm sure a lot of readers don't care.
4. I can't remember your question, so how could I answer it?

Please, if you have a question make sure you check around to see if it's already been asked. When you post a follow up, please make sure you have your old question still in the body, or I wont remember and it will get deleted.

1539 - breayle: August 20, 2003

The Planetarium Gets a New Look
Those of you who know your South Park sites will remember www.planeariun.com, well it's sporting an all-new look so you'd better check it out. Make sure to click on the "games" section, the creator of our "Create a Character" game works at this site. They also have some really cool South Park clips in their "download movies" section.



FAQs Answered
New FAQs answered today, click here. For those of you who have been putting up the question "Why wont you answer my questions?" Here is your answer, I haven't answered your questions because of the following reasons:

1. Your question has already been answered more than once on the FAQs page and on the BBS
2. Your question is something like "What will the new season be like?" This is something I can't answer, I have no scripts available to me, and even if I did, I couldn't tell you.
3. Your question is something like "What color is Kyle's hair?" or "What kind of beer to Matt and Trey drink?" These are also things I can't answer, for a couple reasons. You should know what color Kyle's hair is because of "How to Eat with your Butt" and Matt and Trey don't drink during work hours so I can't tell you what they drink, and I'm sure a lot of readers don't care.
4. I can't remember your question, so how could I answer it?

Please, if you have a question make sure you check around to see if it's already been asked. When you post a follow up, please make sure you have your old question still in the body, or I wont remember and it will get deleted.

1540 - breayle: August 22, 2003

Your ScreenSaver has Expired?
Some of you have been getting errors on your computers saying that the savers you've downloaded from us have expired. Please download the new versions to kill that message, and things should run smoothly from now on.

1544 - breayle: August 25, 2003

South Park DVD to switch distributors?


According to DVDfile.com, The South Park DVD collections has made a jump from Warner Home Video to Paramount and has slated that on December 16th 2003 South Park: The Complete Third Season will retail at $49.95. The full specs of what is going to be on the DVD set have yet to be announced.

AnimatedBliss.com has their very own explanation of the whole thing:

For those wondering why Paramount will now be releasing the South Park Season Sets instead of Warner Brothers (who released Seasons 1 and 2):

1. Comedy Central (the company that pays for South Park to get made) was previously owned by both AOL-Time Warner (50%) and Viacom (50%).
2. Viacom recently picked up the remaining 50% of ownership to Comedy Central and now owns the network outright, along with home video rights to South Park.
3. Instead of sticking with Warner Brothers as the video/DVD distributor for the series, Viacom has given that task to Paramount, a company they own.

We can't confirm as of right now if this is true, I will let you all know for sure as soon as I get the information. No one knows if any commentary or other kinds of extras will be available on the DVD set, the specs for that are to be announced.

Special thanks to Zuzu over at MattnTrey.com for giving me a heads up on this news.

1552 - breayle: August 28, 2003

Hey, that was OUR bush!
"That's My Bush" Timothy Bottoms is going to be playing George Bush again, only this time he's serious.

In a controversial new Showtime film, Timothy Bottoms plays Georgie B. during the days following 9/11, "DC 9/11: Time of Crisis" is scheduled for cablecast on September 7th. DC 9/11 is described as docudrama that traces the nine days after the terrorist attacks on America. "24" star Penny Johnson is to play National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice, and George Takei (Sulu from Star Trek) as U.S. Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta Click here to read the whole story.