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2332 - halpinm: March 03, 2005

Instant Messenger Icons
Do you ever wish you had a way to express your love for South Park while talking to your friends online? Well, now you do! For a limited time only, South Park Studios is offering you to do so! Click here and amaze your friends... or just talk to SmarterChild. Either way...

Don't forget: NEW episodes of South Park start Wednesday, only on Comedy Central!

2333 - halpinm: March 07, 2005

A New Season of South Park begins Wednesday!
You've waited long enough! The first of eight completely new episodes of South Park airs this Wednesday! The new season begins with...

Episode 901: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
This week on South Park, Mr. Garrison is getting a sex change. The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees!

Be sure to tune for this all-new episode Wednesday at 10pm, only on Comedy Central!

DVD Release Schedule
And for those who occasionally ask:
Season 5 of South Park -- now available!
Orgazmo: Special Edition -- available March 29
Team America: World Police -- available May 17

2334 - halpinm: March 07, 2005

Episode 901 Press Release
Episode 901 Press Release
The boys' teacher gets in touch with his feminine side in the ninth season premiere of "South Park," entitled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," premiering Wednesday, March 9 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted: a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.

2335 - halpinm: March 12, 2005

The Sounds of Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
We've got a bunch of great sound clips now available for your downloading pleasure! Who can forget such timeless classics as:
"But I'm gay! I don't like vaginas!"
"I'm about to pee out of my vagina for the first time."
"That Dolphin has my scrotium!"
"All my life I felt I was black! I listened to hip-hop, I watched UPN, and I loved playing basketball!"

Yes, all these downloads and more can be yours for the low, low price of absolutely nothing. Just click here.

2336 - halpinm: March 12, 2005

Episode 902: Die Hippie, Die
Ready for another NEW episode of South Park? Because we've got one coming! This week on South Park:

Die Hippie, Die
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all!

Be sure to tune in Wednesday night!

Missed Episode 901?
If you didn't get a chance to see Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (or, better yet, if you want to see it again), Comedy Central will be showing it again tomorrow (Sunday) night at 11pm eastern time. Don't miss it!

2338 - halpinm: March 14, 2005

From this week's press release:

Cartman tries to eliminate hippies from the face of the earth in an all new episode of "South Park," entitled "Die Hippie, Die," premiering Wednesday, March 16 at 10:00 p.m.

Cartman warns the citizens of South Park that it will only be a matter of days before the town becomes the Hippie Capital of the World. No one will believe him until they find out the hippies plan to stage a weeklong music fest. The town has no choice but to turn to Cartman for help. He then puts his plan to eradicate his lifelong enemies in motion.

Be sure to tune in!

2339 - halpinm: March 15, 2005

Pictures from Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
We've got some images direct from Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina, all nice and at DVD-resolution. Download them, make them your desktop wallpaper, show them to your friends -- you just can't keep these high-resolution shots of Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina to yourself! Click here and enjoy.

Woodland Critter Christmas Audio
You've waited long enough -- we've got some sound clips from episode 814, Woodland Critter Christmas! Click here and have a listen.

New Episode & DVD Reminders
Don't forget, an all NEW episode of South Park airs this Wednesday! And in just two short weeks, the long-awaited "Orgazmo: Special Edition" DVD will be available. Have you ordered your copy yet?

2340 - halpinm: March 16, 2005

Congratulations to Jack Shih
South Park Studios Animator and
Employee of the Month

We sat down with Jack and asked him a few questions: click here and see what he had to say.

2341 - halpinm: March 16, 2005

New Video Clips!
Today for you we've got some video clips from Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina, including the highly-requested "Swim with the Dolphins" and "Girls Gone Wild" sequences! Click here for many downloads from that ep.

And if you look under episode 902 downloads (Click here), you might even find a video clip for tonight's episode....

A NEW episode airs tonight!
Speaking of tonight's episode, don't miss it! Tune in to Comedy Central at 10pm/9pm central for all new episode: "Die Hippie, Die".

2342 - halpinm: March 17, 2005

Woodland Critter Christmas Images
It's been a while, but we've finally got some Woodland Critter Christmas pictures for you. Click here and load them onto your iPod Photo, make some wallpaper, a Christmas card for your significant other, or even just take a look. Remember, it only comes once a year!

The FAQs
Ask a serious question, get a serious answer. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. Or even vice versa. Click hmya.

Missed "Die Hippie, Die" Sunday night?
If you didn't get a chance to check out this awesome episode, all is not lost -- Comedy Central will be reairing it on Sunday evening, so check it out! Exact time may vary depending on your time zone and provider, check your local listing for details.

2343 - halpinm: March 19, 2005

Want to buy Orgazmo Props or Costumes?
Do you think you'd look great in the Orgazmo Suit? Or maybe you'd prefer the more modest Choda Boy suit? I'm not going to even speculate what you might want with Ron Jeremy's one piece underwear, but if you want it -- or one of the other fabulous Orgazmo props -- you'll have your chance soon: most of the collection will start going up on e-Bay next month. Stay tuned!

Have you pre-ordered the Orgazmo DVD yet?
This is just a reminder that the Orgazmo Special Edition DVD comes out March 29th! You can pre-order the new special edition at the movie's official website, If you haven't yet... well, what are you waiting for?!

Die Hippie, Die Audio
We've got some audio for you, direct from this week's episode! Listen to it or download it today! Click here!

What did you learn in episode 902? Vote in our new poll!

2345 - halpinm: March 21, 2005

This week on South Park: the boys start a talent agency!

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2346 - halpinm: March 21, 2005

This week's Press Release:
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client's earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

Be sure to tune in Wednesday Night!

New in the Comedy Central Store:

Collector's Chess Set! Magnets! Boxers! Uno Card Game!
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2347 - halpinm: March 21, 2005

Preview of this Week's Episode
Cartman plans a way to ride Token's success and get a share of his earnings. Check it out, click here and don't forget to tune in Wednesday night!

South Park in the UK
Good news for those of you wanting to see South Park on TV in the UK: Paramount Comedy has purchased the rights to air the entire series. More info (including a count down) is available on their website. Click here.

2348 - halpinm: March 22, 2005

Die Hippie, Die images
We've got fifteen, beautiful DVD-quality images from last week's new episode of South Park. They're so awesome, it'd almost be a crime to not check them out! Click here and revel in their beauty. After all, you know, hippies only come once a year.

"Wing" Preview
Are you ready for an ALL NEW episode of South Park? If you click here, you can get a little more of a taste for the wonderful new episode that's coming your way. However, the best is yet to be seen -- so be sure and tune in Wednesday night!!

2349 - halpinm: March 24, 2005

Meet the Real Wing: Click here

2350 - halpinm: March 25, 2005

Downloadable Wing Tones
If you're looking for sound clips from episode 903, you're in luck -- we've got some right here on our very own South Park Studios website: click here!

If you're looking for clips of Wing singing, there's quite a lot available on her website: check it out at (click here).

2351 - halpinm: March 27, 2005 presents:
A Fireside Chat with Matt Stone

Did you like the Fire side chat with Matt and Trey on the South Park Season 1 DVD? Did you wish it was real? If so, it's your lucky day.

Ladies, gentlemen, and construction paper cutouts: we're pleased to announce that Matt Stone has generously agreed to give an hour of his time to come join us in the South Park Studios chatroom. We'll be taking questions for him to answer.

We're currently planning this for late this Tuesday. We're still working out the final details, so this could change slightly -- please stay tuned. In the meantime, think up those perfect questions: what do you want to ask?

Have you caught Wing Fever?
Have you visited Wing's website yet? If not, check it out at And if you haven't seen this brand new episode yet, it airs again tonight on Comedy Central. So tune in!

2352 - halpinm: March 28, 2005

This week on South Park: "Best Friends Forever"
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

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This all NEW episode of South Park airs Wednesday night on Comedy Central, so tune in!

Don't forget about Matt and Old Scratch!
We're still working out the time and a few other final details, and we will post more information here shortly. Please stay tuned.

2353 - halpinm: March 29, 2005

Wing Images
We've got some lovely images for you. Click here and check them out! Now you too can start your own SUPER AWESOME TALENT AGENCY! Represent your friends! Provides hours of endless fun for the whole family.

A New Episode airs this wednesday!

2354 - halpinm: March 29, 2005

Chat with Matt Stone Moved to NEXT Tuesday (April 5th)
In order to give everyone more time to prepare kickass questions, and because of some things running behind schedule, Matt Stone's chat will be held NEXT Tuesday. We'll announce the exact hour a little later. In the meantime, please think up questions and also prepare for...

The Return of Trivia
This Friday at 3pm PST (6pm EST), we'll be holding a round of trivia! Currently, we're planning to give away a box of Cartman condoms (the box contains two). What you do with them is your business...

For legal reasons, we can currently only send prizes to U.S. residents 18 and over. But, hopefully, nobody under 18 needs this prize anyway...

Orgazmo: Special Edition now on DVD!
Now you're a man, a man, man, man -- or atleast, you can be if you've got Orgazmo on your side! That's right, today the special edition is available on DVD! If you can't find it locally, you can always order it today from the movie's website (

Who can live without all these special features?

  • Uncensored Audio Commentary "God Bless Us, Everyone!"
  • Drunken Audio Commentary with Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Dian Bachar, Stan Sawicki, Andy Kemler and Jason McHugh
  • Cast Audio Commentary with Maki San, David Dunn, Robyn Rabb, Jason McHugh and Matt Potter
  • Wild Audio Commentary with "South Park" Writing Staff (Pam Brady, Matt Pregger and Kyle McCulloch), Weird Al Yankovic, Dave Foley, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross (HBO's Mr. Show), Kevin Smith and David Zucker
  • Deleted Scenes
  • The Book of Orgazmo
  • Dragon Con Interview
  • Trailers
  • Outtakes
  • Behind the Scenes
  • EPK Interviews
  • Stills Gallery

A New Episode airs this Wednesday!
From the Press Release:

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with the injustice in an all new episode of "South Park," entitled "Best Friends Forever" premiering Wednesday, March 30 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

The hottest, new portable gaming device is sold out in South Park. Kenny has one and Cartman doesn't. Will they be able to stay "best friends forever?"

2355 - halpinm: March 30, 2005

Join us Tuesday and CHAT WITH MATT STONE!
You heard it right! This coming Tuesday (April 5) Matt Stone will be joining us live on the site to take questions from you in real time! You've got the opportunity, make the questions good!

Trivia this week! Win South Park condoms!
Join us Friday at 3pm PST (6pm EST) for south park trivia in the South Park chatroom. Prove your knowledge of recent South Park episodes, you could win Cartman condoms! Contestants must be 18 or older and reside in the US.

Tonight on South Park -- a new episode:
"Best Friends Forever"

This week, the town is sold out of the new portable gaming system, and Kenny has one but Cartman doesn't. Will their friendship survive?

....But what does Heaven so desperately need Kenny for?

Click here to see a preview of tonight's episode, and be sure to tune to South Park tonight on Comedy Central!
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